CHALLENGER'S RAP

• You're an annoying bird
• Constantly chirping
• You got that white diarrhea with the blueberry in it
• I'mma stuff and cook you up and get all culinary with it
• I'm chomp'n at the bit when chop'n rappers like a stick
• Snap and flick the Zippo flint, I'll smoke you like a cigarette with coffee in the morning
• "The best part of waking uuuuupp."
• I'mma sing that at your funeral
• "As you all know..." (sniffle) "he loved this song..."
• It's going to be beautiful when I bust out that seven hour solo with a kazoo
• It might get a little awkward because people are going to start yawning and checking their watches and wondering if it would be rude if they left during my homage to you
• Slash, on second thought
• I probably won't even attend
• But I'll fuck'n dig you up so I can fuck you up again
• I'll cut your dead head off and stick it up your ass and leave you there bent over your own tombstone for everyone to see
• The anchorman on Channel 3's gonna be like, "blah blah blah, cemetery, blah blah, cadaver, blah blah, severed head, blah blah, anus, blah blah, what kind of monster would do such a thing?"
• Orleo's face pops up holding up a tuba Mentos
• Smiling
• Ting (sparkling tooth)
• I'm Shining like a horror film
• You know I'm going postal when I'm rock'n that Nicholson hairdo
• Every single strand comes together to form one gigantic cowlick as I walk towards you with an eyebrow raised talk'n bout, "why you look so scared dude?"
• You're shake'n like a leaf because I'm shake'n your tree
• I'll kick your head in like a dandelion
• Dandelion seeds
• Only dust in the wind
• I'll bust again and again until I'm bust'n out the seams and leave you pounded like a cake before I leave the fuck'n scene
• I put the lime in the coconut
• Banana boats a come'n like I'm Harling Mays
• Make me up a Cocoa Puff
• You're just a fuck'n amateur and I'mma cause some damage like I'm Jeru the Damija
• Orleo reflects in all dimensions of projection when I sleep and slip away inside cesarean selections
• Cesarean selections?
• Whatever
• I'll slip inside a sleeping bag that looks like a vagina
• I'm an avalanche of thought and I'mma leave a trail of rappers steady dead like they're on Everest
• Orleo be drop'n bows like all the blocks that drop in Tetris
• Connections
• My mind meanders off in all directions
• I don't need a fuck'n compass when I walk on all your headses
• Golum
• Golum
• The gladiator in the coliseum
• Column
• The rappers that I toast are look'n solemn like an oath
• Orleo the one to walk away from fallen rappers whistling songs from Hall and Oats
• "No I can't go for that..."