CHALLENGER'S RAP

• You probably sound like Charlie Brown's teacher when you speak
• Wah wah wah wah wah
• How about you shut the fuck up instead?
• You act like Albert Einstein but you're more like Bill and Ted
• You're just a little idiot
• I'd put a lot of money on it
• I'm that fuck'n Grizzly
• You're the bunny with the honey on it
• You're not a quantumphysicist you pompous little artificial pumpkin-headed simpleton
• "Riddle me this" and "riddle me that"
• You should diddle a dick first and swallow some dick squirt and then cash me ousside yo... how bout dah?
• You're a parody of a parody
• Your blurred vision apparently needs more than a fair share of clarity
• Sincerely
• You can talk all you want when I load up the sawed-off because the jibber-jabber stops when muh shot pops yuh jaw off
• You're a chicken gizzard filled to the brim with lizard jism
• If you're working all my nerves then you should practice further distance
• All you corny Children of the Corn are only born to fuck'n pop when I decide to circle crops and leave a sign
• You'll never see it to believe it doesn't matter to the planet that I'm from because you puny little humans always die
• You can sit there with your calculations and equations as you spin your protractors on the black hole of your pupils
• It's all for naught
• I was here for the Big Bang and I'll be here forever after to watch the rolling skulls and cantaloupes that hit the waves of lava
• It's a big fuck'n deal, but you don't want to be here when it happens
• Cloud of smoke