Battles vs CHK_DEATHWISH
RULES
Rules? What the fuck is this? A bowling league?
Max of 39 lines
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Battle on May 24 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You fell asleep in the middle of the day and woke up with a dingaling scratched into your forehead with a dull blade
- You look like Kiefer Sutherland with dead centipedes in the pockets of his denim jeans
- You're on methamphetamines
- Fuck'n tweaker
- You're not Julius Caesar
- You're a hillbilly beekeeper and you're allergic to bees
- Smooth move Ex-Lax
- What's next? Trying to buy a new pair of Air Jordans with no checks cashed?
- Getting laid without sex acts?
- It's fuck'n stupid how fuck'n stupid you are
- You're the type to look for cookies in a mayonnaise jar
- You got your hand in that shit with a thought bubble above your head like, "I know they're in here somewhere."
- Pretty soon you're going to do something that you won't be able to take back
- Like putting a television on your lap while you're taking a bath
- Seriously
- I'm trying to help you
- So stop pissing yourself and crab walking like the Exorcist
- The power of Christ compels you
- Holy Water
- You're not unique, you're a commoner
- A butthole thermometer
- You got your telescope pointed at the ground talk'n bout, "I wanna be an astronomer."
- Fuck'n hopeless
- You're a vatican that's Popeless
- You took a long walk off a short pier
- Boatless
- You're the type to see a shark and stay in the water while everyone panics and swims to shore
- Here comes another thought bubble... "is everyone scared of the big goldfish or do they all just not like me anymore?"
- It's so easy to fuck with you
- I want to play "you stand in the road, while I drive this truck" with you
- I'm just kidding, I'm not that mean
- It's not like I'm the type to invite you over and hand you a beer with rat poison mixed into it
- Smiles
- Here's my number
- 1-800-SUK-ADIK
- You dial
- I answer it and before you finish the first syllable of your first word...
- Click
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Verse-
- Bitch i got love for the murder so do not step further
- Spitting gas like a burner fuck with me faggot eat you up like a burger
- The wicked observer slash up your daughter sacrifice for the altar
- Whos next up for the slaughter turn this to torture step into the mortuary dead bodies got plenty
- Better be ready i got the machete turn your guts to spaghetti spray your blood like confetti
- Fuck with me bitch you should know that im deadly
- Especially when a stupid bitch steps up
- Your next up to get bucked fuck up get your neck cut
- You aint shit to me
- Live half my life high as a kite stuck with misery
- Stepping on my toes bout to start up a killing spree
- Fuck with my gang get your head bashed fuck with my gang you can get your fucking neck snapped
- See im an ac one thirty fuck with me bitch you know i play dirty
- Bust 20 in your head then leave early (oh snap)
- Get ready for death i am the demon that comes for your breath bitch i be trifling with the drugs i possess
- Im the example of success demons in my head i cannot suppress
- I am so twisted i tried to confess
- But demons in my life they never get rest
- You should step back bitch im not one to test
- Invest in a vest to wear on your chestdont give a fuck bitch im cutting up checks
- I am conflicted i live with regrets sometimes my issues become so intense.
- I get paranoid and start toting a tech
- Run for the paycheck come for the bankroll
- Robbing the teller give the money say thanks hoe
- You on my dick cause you see how my squad rolls
- Fuck all these lame trolls you can miss me like potholes
- Indifferent assholes be talking bout me
- Dont fuck with me im in the industry
- Biting your flesh bitch im fucking hungry
- But agree to disagree to be the best white boy dont call me o g
- Im not from cali im southwest repping
- Hop on my block then you best get to stepping
- Murdering you and your wife and the reverend