CHALLENGER'S RAP

• You're the dark carcass of a dick in the mouth of a scarred starfish
• You're an enterprise without star ships
• A buttoned down shirt with dark stains on the armpits
• You're not a fuck'n force to be reckoned with
• You're more of a woodpecker with wet lips to kiss peckers with
• You're a poor excuse for a bloated goose with intestines overflowing with goat milk and orange juice
• You're like a tourist lost in a forest without trees
• You're a conehead covered in old frozen boner cheese
• You're a beach ball that's deflated
• You're a beached whale sprouting peach fuzz with a mouthful of meat fudge
• Your glass jaw is easily shattered by the scratch of a cat's paw
• You're that wet spot on the backseat that gets made by the queefs that are blasted out of the fattest of fat ass cheeks
• You look like Mark Twain with a subtle snot bubble on his mustache cock muscle
• Your pseudonym is Huckleberry Doodoo Finn
• You're a Jewish dude with a tube shaped rubik's cube
• You should settle down a bit and keep your sweaty little pants on because your lyrics are as deep as a kindergarten camp song
• You have an outty bellybutton that's as long as a kielbasa sausage
• It's pretty fucking gross
• Seriously
• Put a shirt on before I cut it the fuck off and slap you in the face with it a thousand times
• You're a bowl of clam chowder that's as cloudy as brown powder
• You're about as fly as gravity is kid
• My dick?
• It goes where your clit, shit or cavities is
• Mess around and get a large charge of battery jizz
• ZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAP