Battles WetPaint vs Croc
RULES
Has to involve paint
Max of 64 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Croc won this battle!
4 ROUNDS
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Battle on May 2 2019, Battle on May 3 2019, and Battle on May 4 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Paint in my cereal
- It's not illegal but it keeps me peaceful not lethal.
- Paint is my life symbol unlike America's eagle.
- Paint covered foot, put this in Hollywood
- You misunderstood the livelihood of my childhood
- A storybook of a child beating his meat to paint staind champagne
- sniffing paint cocaine, sticking paint fulled needles in my vein.
- Inhaling paint Mary Jane, washing the evidence down the main drain.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I said I would only record, but I'm dipping my hand in written
- The lie stains me like paint, guess I've been caught red handed with my blue pen
- But how can I resist the chance for more paint
- I drink paint like semen that a whore ate
- I dip the brush in baby blue then shove it up my rectum
- It may seem weird to you but to me it's perfection
- This guy is less interesting than watching paint dry
- But if I couldn't do that, I think I'd rather die
- The bright yellow shades are the highlight of my life
- They really brighten my day, they make it shine like a new knife
- I love to drink some paint out of a sippy cup
- It's perfect for when I'm down and need a pick me up
- Never had a teddy, just a Dulux can
- It made me feel at home like a white sheet in the Ku Klux Klan
- My pacifier was dipped in green that is light
- That shit made me feel higher than a kite
- Always soaring, not from drugs that shit is boring
- Nothing gets me going like a dip in some orange
- I'm gonna go now, I'm gonna go smoke some reefer
- Just kidding, I'm gonna pour paint in my urethra