DEFENDER'S RAP

• The thought of paint makes me cum my pants
• And I ain't meaning I have to use my hands
• I look at a can and my pants instantly flood
• When I see it drip I make a mess like a pig in mud
• Get a paint brush, dip it, shove it up my ass
• Tip some in a shot glass and put my dick in it fast
• Some may call it vile, I call it arousing
• There's no denial, I'm rock hard just when browsing
• Pink is the cutest, with the thickest buns
• When you watch me do this, you see I'm the quickest one
• Crack open a can and pour it all over myself
• It can't sleep around, so I'm in perfect sexual health
• Stick a straw in my urethra, then grab a funnel
• Pour the paint in till my dick's filled like light in a tunnel
• But there's no light at the end of the tunnel when I die
• Just sexy cans of paint piled sky high