Battles  Tekneek vs Croc

RULES

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Croc won this battle!

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Battle on May 6 2019

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • My friend keeps my vision, he's my goal keeper
  • Instead of being salty when you lose, be a little sweeter
  • Like a girl scout selling cookies from door to door
  • Not salty like a pimp going from whore to whore
  • You're all out of ammunition, you selected this war
  • Like a tornado ima tear through your heart, and leave it torn
  • I shoot you in the head and leave you a coin
  • That's a penny for your thoughts, aint that annoyin'?
  • You got Dorito crumbs on your body, a chip on ya shoulder
  • These soft as fuck asses got me hard like a boulder
  • Croc jacking off his lil dick in secret behind a cherry tree
  • He's (beating around the bush) it's ain't that hard to fucking see
  • I'm the wordplay Wizard, heart cold like a blizzard
  • Someone come Knight me like Im King Richard
  • Give him twelve pennies and a dime, that's a dime a dozen
  • No one ever noticed Croc till he fucked his cousin
  • Split this bitch in half and take all of his dough
  • Cause a fool and his money are soon parted, like who's to know?
  • Like a fatality it's gonna cost ya an arm and a leg
  • You have no principality, take a katana to ya neck
  • Mav said my Techniques aren't technical
  • Well I'm gonna throw a pebble at his head and (rock) his skull
  • Really Croc I got nothing against ya
  • You said my body was beautiful but I won't (hold it against ya)
  • I'll get in your pupils and spit my bars like a told ya
  • Cause beauty is in the eye of the beholda
  • Dumb fuck, good luck with this presentation
  • I'm new to this Rap shit but I should have more reputation
  • I'll kick you down the block, back to square one
  • I almost forgot you were white and you needed your hair done
  • That was funny you'd have to admit
  • Lemme go take a crap cause I don't give a shit!
  • I'd take my dick and a pebble and smash you between em
  • You're between a rock and a hard place, you didn't even see em
  • Coming, my songs be having people humming
  • While your fucking face be having people running
  • You search media sure
  • You drink Pediasure
  • You're another trans that needs manacure
  • I should pop you in the head, sorry to burst your bubble
  • You and Psycho Puppet are just retarded doubles
  • Yeah I'll call out anyone I fucking want
  • Gimme a fucking phone, it's time to taunt
  • I bet your clean, you're far from a cigarette
  • Close but no cigar, You don't even drink I bet
  • I'm (spoiling) you on this diss, you're crying over spilled milk
  • I'm wearing black and yellow, it's like I'm in Kill Bill
  • You don't know what pussy is cause curiosity killed the cat
  • Slice your way to the point, cut your way to the chase you rat
  • This was too easy, now my dick is fucking hard
  • Lemme go jack off to some porn, while you sit alone in the dark

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Your wordplay's improved dude I'm proud of you
  • But it's plane obvious that I still tower you
  • Call 911 there's about to be an emergency
  • "Do your best" no problem the best is what I was birthed to be
  • Your lines made me laugh, but I noticed one little issue
  • You said some funny shit, but you didn't diss me like I'm gonna diss you
  • I know you think you can fuck the Croc but you ain't raping it
  • Your puns are pointless, just there for the sake of it
  • You ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, you rap like a drunk
  • I'm trying to say you're hammered, in no position for a slam dunk
  • But this isn't basketball, although you are a basket case
  • I'll drop you like a clock, leave you with a smashed face
  • But it's okay 'cause it was free, yeah you're not worth my time
  • You say you're gonna kill me but you can't even murder your lines
  • You make me wanna put my dick in a steering wheel
  • 'cause you're driving me nuts like a squirrel taking home his meal
  • You wear black and yellow but you're more like the butterfly
  • Talk about your katana but you don't have the balls to cut a guy
  • You couldn't harm a fly, but you act like you're on a police raid
  • I ain't gonna let you blow up bitch I eat grenades
  • What you spit's ashamed to be seen near you, like your mother
  • You a crazy cat man, one dies you just go get another
  • Bitch you're like a tampon - disposable
  • But you never seen a pussy, let alone been close to
  • "I'm passing with an A plus" but your song got a B
  • It stands for bad, while I'm so sick even Dr. Dre couldn't cure me
  • "Your bars are stolen" but out of 23 lines
  • You only wrote half, are they meant to be fine?
  • Or are you just too thick to realise you're a hypocrite?
  • You could put poo on a spatula and still wouldn't be able to flip your shit
  • You'll get speared if you try hold anything against me
  • I'm the hunter and the butcher, I'll turn you into mince meat
  • This cat's shit, he just gets buryed discretely
  • Biggiepoops makes more talent than you in what he's excreting
  • I'll punch you in front of George W.
  • I thought you said I beat around the bush, or did you stumble too?
  • If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then it's a shame you're blind
  • Even your students can see how far you're lagging behind
  • How in the fuck can this kid talk about a fatality
  • You're not even old enough to play MK, last time I won I did a babality
  • You'll never be shit, even if I shove you up my ass
  • And that wouldn't be gay 'cause you got no dick like a lass
  • I threw the idea that you had bars off the top of a kid's bed
  • Call that theory de-bunked, you should be locked up instead
  • Why is it that your profile pic looks like a pointy penis?
  • You've been caught with half a dick, trying to serve subpoenas
  • You tied to Loner_stoner bro, that shit's gotta hurt
  • Although you two would be great together like Ernie and Bert
  • Both stuck up yourselves and only entertain children
  • "Entertain" is a stretch, you just see holes that aren't yet filled in
  • I ain't saying you a kiddie fiddler, I'll let you speak for yourself
  • I'm just saying it's you watching them, posing as Santa's elf
  • What a shame their "gift" for Christmas is so small
  • You could fit a thousand full lengths in their stocking on the wall
  • Anyways, the point is you're nothing but stairs
  • I walk all over you to get to the next level of your nightmares
  • But I know deep down you want to be me in your dreams
  • Thought I lost my shoes but you stole them to try walk in them it seems
  • Anyways, I guess I'd better wrap this up now
  • Guess that makes one of us after you put your crap down
  • Can hardly even call that a rap, just meaningless puns
  • Kinda like trying to put just cheese in a bun
  • Anyways, my point is, nobody will ever be missing you
  • You're the kinda pervert to get rejected from the kissing booth

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