Battles vs Croc
RULES
Do your best
Max of 64 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Croc won this battle!
3 ROUNDS
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Battle on May 6 2019 and Battle on August 13 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
This rap was deleted.DEFENDER'S RAP
- Your wordplay's improved dude I'm proud of you
- But it's plane obvious that I still tower you
- Call 911 there's about to be an emergency
- "Do your best" no problem the best is what I was birthed to be
- Your lines made me laugh, but I noticed one little issue
- You said some funny shit, but you didn't diss me like I'm gonna diss you
- I know you think you can fuck the Croc but you ain't raping it
- Your puns are pointless, just there for the sake of it
- You ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, you rap like a drunk
- I'm trying to say you're hammered, in no position for a slam dunk
- But this isn't basketball, although you are a basket case
- I'll drop you like a clock, leave you with a smashed face
- But it's okay 'cause it was free, yeah you're not worth my time
- You say you're gonna kill me but you can't even murder your lines
- You make me wanna put my dick in a steering wheel
- 'cause you're driving me nuts like a squirrel taking home his meal
- You wear black and yellow but you're more like the butterfly
- Talk about your katana but you don't have the balls to cut a guy
- You couldn't harm a fly, but you act like you're on a police raid
- I ain't gonna let you blow up bitch I eat grenades
- What you spit's ashamed to be seen near you, like your mother
- You a crazy cat man, one dies you just go get another
- Bitch you're like a tampon - disposable
- But you never seen a pussy, let alone been close to
- "I'm passing with an A plus" but your song got a B
- It stands for bad, while I'm so sick even Dr. Dre couldn't cure me
- "Your bars are stolen" but out of 23 lines
- You only wrote half, are they meant to be fine?
- Or are you just too thick to realise you're a hypocrite?
- You could put poo on a spatula and still wouldn't be able to flip your shit
- You'll get speared if you try hold anything against me
- I'm the hunter and the butcher, I'll turn you into mince meat
- This cat's shit, he just gets buryed discretely
- Biggiepoops makes more talent than you in what he's excreting
- I'll punch you in front of George W.
- I thought you said I beat around the bush, or did you stumble too?
- If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then it's a shame you're blind
- Even your students can see how far you're lagging behind
- How in the fuck can this kid talk about a fatality
- You're not even old enough to play MK, last time I won I did a babality
- You'll never be shit, even if I shove you up my ass
- And that wouldn't be gay 'cause you got no dick like a lass
- I threw the idea that you had bars off the top of a kid's bed
- Call that theory de-bunked, you should be locked up instead
- Why is it that your profile pic looks like a pointy penis?
- You've been caught with half a dick, trying to serve subpoenas
- You tied to Loner_stoner bro, that shit's gotta hurt
- Although you two would be great together like Ernie and Bert
- Both stuck up yourselves and only entertain children
- "Entertain" is a stretch, you just see holes that aren't yet filled in
- I ain't saying you a kiddie fiddler, I'll let you speak for yourself
- I'm just saying it's you watching them, posing as Santa's elf
- What a shame their "gift" for Christmas is so small
- You could fit a thousand full lengths in their stocking on the wall
- Anyways, the point is you're nothing but stairs
- I walk all over you to get to the next level of your nightmares
- But I know deep down you want to be me in your dreams
- Thought I lost my shoes but you stole them to try walk in them it seems
- Anyways, I guess I'd better wrap this up now
- Guess that makes one of us after you put your crap down
- Can hardly even call that a rap, just meaningless puns
- Kinda like trying to put just cheese in a bun
- Anyways, my point is, nobody will ever be missing you
- You're the kinda pervert to get rejected from the kissing booth