Battles vs Croc
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Croc won this battle!
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Battle on May 16 2019 and Battle on August 13 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
This rap was deleted.DEFENDER'S RAP
- You got balls sending it unblind
- And I'll admit it's better than what I had in mind
- It's ironic, you call yourself Tekneek but yours is as bad as your spelling
- Just tryna make it big but I don't ever see you selling
- Talking about board games well I'm bored standing on the board
- I've got this game in a monopoly, you're bankrupt and can't afford
- To go against me, you're like a plump sitting duck
- This may sound cold but I won't give another fuck when I ice this motherfuck
- "Herd these wins like cattle" but you're nothing but a sheep
- Your words are like a butter knife, they can't cut deep
- Which is funny, seeing as you're talking about shotguns
- A croc may be a big target, but honey it's the wrong one
- Acting like my dog thinks I'm some kind of homosexual
- Even he can see I'm an incredibly professional heterosexual
- I'll "tie up your fuckin' laces" for you so you can take a hike
- But I'm happy to untie them so you trip down the stairs if you like
- I accidentally killed myself 'cause I looked at a photo of you thinking it was my mirror
- Straight up domed myself from the immense fear
- Had in inch of lead in my mouth, or maybe that was your "full length"
- If you're a "god figure" why does everyone pray for you to go away?
- I'm married to the game that's why I'm taking this, "neek"
- You're definitely a "special" kid but your uniqueness is oblique
- Acting like you're a gangster but you're Fortnite dancing instead
- I'll leave this ni-er in the raveyard 'cause the G in you is dead