CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Here's a few playful limericks // To show y'all I can do something different
• They ask me if formatting bars is a challenge; // Micah writes his sorrows in ballads
• So accepting this will prove his ignorance //
• Look,
• Javert's name came from Les Misérables the book // Whom in the novel is determined to capture the crook
• I'll use myself as Jean Valjean as the reference // Some called the chase an obsession
• The policeman eventually quit, and it was his own life that he took //
• Rest In Peace.
• AABBA rhyme schemes, // Show me 1 thing you've executed clean
• I think it's funny you're a Saints fan // All I have to do to piss you off is say "Rams."
• Damn this shit is a breeze //
• Beat me in a blowout, what's in the air? Your castle
• I ain't ever fair in battles, if I flip a word, say I know how to tear-a-dactyl
• My thesaurus wrecks you lil pterodactyls, you're in a prime-ordeal with your Prius-torque
• The velocity of the rapture is faster than Velociraptors being scared so best beware, skedaddle.
• Now for the beatin', teasin', serving strawberry milk – you'd think it was some cherry apple dairy cattle...
• Yeah so, it was just for shock value to gasp anywise
• Head in the gutter, now you wanna gas Pennywise? I'm regular ol' scary asshole
• Book the barbershop after I go Super Saiyan, 'cause you'll be walking away with your mane looking like Lester Holt's hairline
• Throwing fireworks down a sewer hatch is not what I mean by flared up manholes...
• There's nothing more lopsided than his mind, that's how his bisexual brain's wired
• How do you walk straight lines in gay pride festivals if nine tenths of ya' waistline's vegetable?
• "Hai guys!" I can't watch two men elope, calling eachother "shorty" when they're only "yay-high."
• The tournament's deterrent for postponement was a relief to you I know it, you were my Round 1 opponent
• To me it seemed like a light schedule, besides Bell & Mo' the other cats can hardly rhyme sensible, haywire
• I was poised for the trifecta pull, even if it costed me all of my pencils to shave by.
• Now bow out my dojo or I'll round house your home dome,
• Feel the sensation and watch your Sensei shun all these loud mouth homos