DEFENDER'S RAP

• If you're so battle devoted, why's your name Mix King? I was lookin' for beats
• I asked your bitch to send me bobs... And she wouldn't for me?! "C'mon toots you're my queen"
• Her knight in shining armor came to kick my butt, I'm shook to the knees
• They bucklin' 'cause your lesbian girlfriend tooketh my seed
• Afterwards I said I'd punch her in the face with my foot if she'd speak
• Cum and blood swooshed in her teeth... Like strawberry milk
• Yo faggot, let's hook up the Wii, we playin' Mario Kart... You on the carousel
• I'm jus' workin' up hype 'til James confirms that we fight, I'll box 'em in a monastery cell
• Oh oh, very well - you got good rhymes and can't get on a mic, did your larynx swell?
• My verses got you scared hell, I take the appropriate steps to these stories 'n y'all hiding under the stairwell
• Kid, you can keep her I don't want no female that fucks with her Crocs on (HEART EMOJI)
• Nor do I want some cunt to buy me Target groceries, "BITCH WHY IS THIS GARLIC MOLDY?
• AND WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SUPERMARKET HOAGIES?"
• Rule was, who won, gets your girl. If I lose the,
• Battle what I was gonna do was, bribe you two bucks but God damnit are you dumb?
• You didn't notice I was trolling the way I was spelling like a horny Hindu "U pls message n00dz yum"
• Door or pintu I ain't walkin' thru one
• Especially if you're on the other side with this woman and she's watching beastiality porno's with you in her tube socks