Battles  JoeytheSaint vs Rhymes

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Rhymes won this battle!

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Battle on July 4 2014

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Okay HD, you got your punches in
  • You can have the last battle, cuz I'm new to this shit
  • You rattled on and on, how I was a fake
  • HD got dq'd for cheating, man ain't that a bitch
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  • I knew he wasn't winning battles, but I ain't a snitch
  • I just opened up the battle, gave another shot to this bitch
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  • This battle rap, High, not your high school open mic night
  • So quit writing like enlightened, start writing like a fight.
  • I got "goofy" songs? Have you read your Mickey mouse shit?
  • "Beating my own meat"? Rapping bout farts? Is this a fourth grader
  • I just fucking met?
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  • HD a bully's victim, that's why he only raps on the web!
  • He ain't really from the streets, he ain't ever held lead.
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  • I heard he got his friends all voting for him
  • He paid them off with blowjobs, you know HD Handles the Dick
  • Clearly you're opaque I can see right through you
  • You're boo boo, got no crew, your balls blue
  • You're weak, I'm a beast, knocking the bitch HD down to like 480p

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • JoeyTheySaint, I'm going to splatter your brains
  • Battling me is a shame, bitch you know my lyrics are fierce and insane
  • I'm not gonna explain about how my rap leaves stains
  • Please don't complain when I beat you down with lyrical pain
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  • Saying I cheat, what kind of shit is that?
  • They delete my confidence and my raps
  • I believe I got accused and jack
  • You see it won't matter I can still beat your crap
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  • You better run before my rhymes come in
  • Your weak puns are a waste of time to begin with
  • Mine are bright as the sun but commit crimes when your songs bit
  • Your skull is stunned because my bars and lines are heavy like bricks
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  • Why'd you even waste time to battle with HD?
  • You just can't hate enough because your on a mad hater's spree
  • What you say detonates when it comes in contact with me
  • Go ahead and masturbate in a corner with your man you call your Righty.

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