Battles  JoeytheSaint vs Rhymes

RULES

Must use the word "rapper" at least once.

Max of 18 lines

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JoeytheSaint won this battle!

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Battle on July 7 2014

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • The wicked motherfucker, causing ruckus before rapture
  • Here to whack a ton of rappers, they got breaths of dirty hampers
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  • I hate that ya'll exist, end your lives, or I'll fucking have to
  • Stabbing through your throat, you'd make a better kah-zoo
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  • No sharp edges, I'm fully well-rounded
  • But count on me destroying like a cannon filled with shrapnel
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  • Call yourself a Rapper?
  • Ya'll the source of my laughter
  • Cause ya'll belong in crowds who infuse a trend with Apple
  • Ya'll never been this gangster, ya'll be crying over iPhone
  • I was raised with bullets, ya'll was raised to be an actor
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  • Go and step to me, if you're down to bite the bullet
  • Emotions aren't for my kind
  • And my conscience has no limit

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • You fake rapper, wanna spark beef, you don't belong in these streets
  • The only thing you are good to win against is beating your meat
  • Can't take this heat, you're weak, you should just leave
  • Rest your feet, but not for long because you're about to be an amputee
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  • Uh, even if I was napping, I can still be your attack
  • That's how pointless it is, just face the facts
  • Read mine, and understand how I rap
  • So your goofy songs will stop sounding like crap
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  • I can offer lessons, but you'll have to pay
  • Don't have money? Well then. Have a nice day
  • If you had money, you'll hear the words I say
  • Spicy like you just put on some Old Bay.
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  • See, you need to follow a decent topic
  • So you can stop looking for one like you lost it
  • When you do, I'm gonna put my raps away with a lock on it
  • Because around you, I'm afraid I'll get lyrically pick-pocketed

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