Battles Nautious vs MJH
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
MJH won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on June 12 2014
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- So MJH you wanna battle me again that's fine
- But this time don't expect me to be slipping up on my lines
- In the past all you did was talk about your dick
- I bet you didn't think that you'd be battling a chick
- It's funny because you weren't so cocky
- Yet all you could do was talk about your cock see
- Then you went out of the way to call yourself a rabbit
- With the pace you're pulling I wouldn't be making that a habit
- If this was a rabbits race though
- I'd be the tortoise and you'd be the one passed out with a hoe
- See that means I'd be crossing that finish line with first
- While you'd be on the sidelines sidetracked by your thirst
- You may have won by one point of your own in the past
- But I'm younger so my raps are more likely to outlast
- Anyways I'm gonna change the subject to your name
- MJH or Mr. Junior High meaning you aren't even in my lane
- I'm more like the college graduate
- A living power and I'm not about to abdicate
- I'll make you as sick as my name implies
- Have you feel ill with these rhymes just to cause your demise
- Your guts will be spilling out with these punches I'm throwing
- Cause' you can't compare to the way that I'm flowing
- Man I have a question about what you sent me
- Why did you need me to battle you so quickly?
- ASAP is the message that you sent me readily
- Probably thought you were gonna beat me cleverly
- Or maybe you were just thirsty to battle
- Except for the fact that I make you brattle
- When you shake with fear from what sickness I put inside of you
- And then my raps will be making you have a life break through
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I am battling a 14 year old CHICK who is a ROOKIE
- Me talking about my DICK, you have a PUSSY
- I thought you would DECLINE my CHALLENGE
- but you thought you would be the one to DEFINE TALENT
- By beating me, a level EIGHT, a guy with more EXPERIENCE
- I'm the fish and your the BAIT, I captured you, are you SERIOUS
- This person is worth NOTHING, to me, they're a LOSER
- My rhymes will be CRUSHING and will leave you with a BRUISING
- Not physically but MENTALLY, You won't want to battle me AGAIN
- But ACCIDENTALLY, You will say round 3, what will happen THEN
- I will beat you another TIME, you will be BITTERLY, It will again be my MOMENT
- I will CLIMB to the top to VICTORY, and I will make this OPPONENT
- Look SUCKY, Really HORRIBLE, and need to GIVE IN
- You will never be LUCKY, Never ADORABLE as a rapper, you will never WIN
- Against this RAPPER, this MC, as we aren't even COMPARABLE
- Your rap stinks like if you are taking a CRAPPER, you SEE, you are absolutely FUCKING TERRIBLE.
- MJH stands for my first, middle and LAST NAME,
- I am while you are hanging in the SLOW LANE,
- You are in LAST PLACE, You are BEHIND everyone ELSE
- Because you are in the FAST RACE, you will FIND that it is hurting your HEALTH.
- Because you are getting STRESSED and that can result in SLEEP TROUBLE
- And can also get you DEPRESSED and the votes will be a SWEEP, not a STRUGGLE.
- the only vote for you will be YOURSELF which means your DONE and the rest will be for MJH
- I make you look like a ELF with this battle, Your on chapter ONE, while I'm on another PAGE.