Battles MJH vs Nautious
RULES
Doesn't have to make sense to have fun with it!!! PLEASE VOTE on which rap is better, not the disses
Max of 18 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
MJH won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on June 19 2014
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I am stepping up my SKILLS, about to be a great RHYMIST
- About to give you all CHILLS, MJH at its FINEST
- My raps are SWEETER than candy in a FACTORY
- You have a small PETER, I don't, so I live HAPPILY
- I can stick in, with no, while you have DIFFICULTY
- You go and then can't CONTINUE, while I can do it INFINITELY
- You go slow, like a TURTLE while I go fast, like a BUNNY
- I will keep fucking till I'm PURPLE while you fuck hookers for MONEY
- And when I have sex, I do it for PLEASURE, I don't need to PAY
- HOWEVER, You fuck hookers because you don't have a girlfriend to LAY
- and on your spare time, you MASTER BATE, with your right HAND
- Making you sweat, beating a FASTER RATE, doing it while you sit or STAND
- Doing it in the SHOWER, Doing it before you go to SLEEP
- Doing it every single HOUR, Watching porn, two people fucking DEEP
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You say you're stepping up about to be a rhymist
- Well I'm stepping down and showing you I am the finest
- I'm a bitch with no dick so what do you have against me?
- And your methods are so rough you sound a little shifty
- if you could actually rhyme you'd talk about more than sex
- Or "doing it" as your pussy ass spoke but I took the words with annex
- What's up with the line about your dick being purple?
- I would think that would be hurtful
- Maybe even a little unfertile
- Anyways if you're a rabbit
- Then I'll be the hunter and shoot you without a casket
- Chop you up and leave you at a restaurant in a basket
- Then they'll fuck your ass and I'll make out like a bandit