Battles -ian- vs Funkatron
RULES
2 min BYOB acapella battle. Winner gets the title shot, good luck!
Max of 64 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
-ian- won this battle!
3 ROUNDS
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Battle on March 2 2016 and Battle on January 24 2017
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Look at Droid, running with yet another function/Funk shun
- Now you're a crossroads just hanging - that's a deadly junction
- you'd better believe I've come with the hard shots, I'm not fooling 'round
- cuz every time I beat you (twice) it's a landslide, in other words you're always losing ground
- So they say bad things happen in threes
- this is the third time we've battled, the first two I took with ease.
- So let's see if third time's a Charm. You feel Lucky Funk? that's Dirty Harry no Leprechaun
- cuz i bring the kinda heat that peels you back like you're a leper 'Tron
- now What else comes in threes?
- Trinity: I'm a God with the Son shine, I make my kill sacred - that's a Holy Ghost
- head shot, body shot, double tap the chest: sign of the Cross - that's a Holy post
- Trilogy: and this story's about the ascendance of the father, I put an end to the kid
- So you ain't Return of the Jedi, this is Revenge of the Sith
- A triple threat, triple X, to what Extentancion: Look at Me - watch the pop spazz
- You're bloodied up as I choke you out - and I'm grinning as the shot snaps
- I'm the battle bot Triceratops: that's a three pronged attack - a dinosaur, each horn tryna gore
- A Minotaur - hunt you in my labyrinth, indiscreet/in this Crete for our final war
- My nose in this Ring, call me Samara - watch me and I'll give you this callout from hell
- You'd better make a great copy, cat, cuz you know this won't turn out well
- What JU-ON about Funk? You think you surviving this Grudge match?
- Bitch every time you open your mouth I hear pussy period...that's a blood snatch
- Yeah I watched you come through the tourney, JoJo no showed, so that was a bye
- Then you got through Offtrack, but we all know that was based on a fucking lie
- Then Remo could barely be bothered to show up on time
- But then Potassium was in his element, neck and neck so tight it was almost a tie.
- But let me address that a bit cuz it fits that you beat this guy
- Cuz when it comes to heart the beat only drops if the salt rises and Potassium flies
- Facts. What's that mean? you can knock out Potassium in a heart beat despite how hard he act
- But now you're up against a killer that'll put your run to a rest/arrest - that's cardiac.
- But I know you love anime, so let me put this in a way to clear any doubt
- This is MY house - so if you try to take down Mi Casa/Mikasa I'll be airing/Eren you out
- Cuz I've been arming/Armin myself for battle against the next man I'm fighting
- And be Levi/believe I'll be fit for the title - now THAT's Attack on Titan
DEFENDER'S RAP
- If there's a hip hop hell, im going to it for this one!
- Here's my first "big win", and there's no rehabs for diss, son!
- Sick my duck from the back! Word/ward!
- Didn't think i was coming like that! Spurt!
- Now he got egg on his face, and im sensing some butt! Hurt!
- Now Lets make this old school,
- Duck Goose, or this is im rubber your gluschool!
- Duck the canopy when it sticks, or bounce and die like Goose did!
- He don't know what he's up against, he'll become another brick in it,
- But that's welcome to a machine, he'll just accept this didick!
- Get it?
- Guess which part of my body i just named Pink Floyd?
- Said he was wishing it was here, cuz he can't seem to fill his voids
- This is the end, light my fire, use my feet an' 'is detour
- After i stomp his amore son/Morrison, you know, kick in 'is Doors!
- He was staging fabrications, playing with them DMs!
- But its his final curtain call, when i tie in all/tylenol PMs!
- Ill infiltrate his gang, and discreetly turn his clan's taste,
- I just spasm my left hand, ilifete his secret hand shake!
- Michael J!
- I gotta give you a hand, for only using one
- But that explains why its failed reach, and no punch!
- He hasn't spit a gun bar in a minute, but ill still give him the business,
- Cuz if he ever holds a gun again, that'd be the real Limp Bisquette!
- After this, i promise we'll act like we don't know the truth,
- But after you Kast Out, its pretty obvious, Hootie Hoo/who d who!
- Ok, Let me be the first to tell you, i didn't handle this right
- If i took that prize money, i coulda kicked u down a flight!
- They retaught him how to walk, and with all those pills he's "well adjusted"
- But when i force him to use a second cane, that'll just justifies as/his crutches!
- This time Funk is coming so god damn hostile
- We had to postponed the fight, he's already in the hospital!
- So are you ready for the most ironic shit uve heard tonight?
- This dude can battle so fuckin hard, but literally can't fight to save his life!/