Battles  -ian- vs Funkatron

RULES

2 min BYOB acapella battle. Winner gets the title shot, good luck!

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

-ian- won this battle!

3 ROUNDS

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Battle on March 2 2016 and Battle on January 24 2017

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • Look at Droid, running with yet another function/Funk shun
  • Now you're a crossroads just hanging - that's a deadly junction
  • you'd better believe I've come with the hard shots, I'm not fooling 'round
  • cuz every time I beat you (twice) it's a landslide, in other words you're always losing ground
  • So they say bad things happen in threes
  • this is the third time we've battled, the first two I took with ease.
  • So let's see if third time's a Charm.  You feel Lucky Funk? that's Dirty Harry no Leprechaun
  • cuz i bring the kinda heat that peels you back like you're a leper 'Tron
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  • now What else comes in threes?
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  • Trinity: I'm a God with the Son shine, I make my kill sacred - that's a Holy Ghost
  • head shot, body shot, double tap the chest: sign of the Cross - that's a Holy post
  • Trilogy: and this story's about the ascendance of the father, I put an end to the kid
  • So you ain't Return of the Jedi, this is Revenge of the Sith
  • A triple threat, triple X, to what Extentancion: Look at Me - watch the pop spazz
  • You're bloodied up as I choke you out - and I'm grinning as the shot snaps
  • I'm the battle bot Triceratops: that's a three pronged attack - a dinosaur, each horn tryna gore
  • A Minotaur - hunt you in my labyrinth, indiscreet/in this Crete for our final war
  • My nose in this Ring, call me Samara - watch me and I'll give you this callout from hell
  • You'd better make a great copy, cat, cuz you know this won't turn out well
  • What JU-ON about Funk? You think you surviving this Grudge match?
  • Bitch every time you open your mouth I hear pussy period...that's a blood snatch
  • Yeah I watched you come through the tourney, JoJo no showed, so that was a bye
  • Then you got through Offtrack, but we all know that was based on a fucking lie
  • Then Remo could barely be bothered to show up on time
  • But then Potassium was in his element, neck and neck so tight it was almost a tie.
  • But let me address that a bit cuz it fits that you beat this guy
  • Cuz when it comes to heart the beat only drops if the salt rises and Potassium flies
  • Facts. What's that mean? you can knock out Potassium in a heart beat despite how hard he act
  • But now you're up against a killer that'll put your run to a rest/arrest - that's cardiac.
  • But I know you love anime, so let me put this in a way to clear any doubt
  • This is MY house - so if you try to take down Mi Casa/Mikasa I'll be airing/Eren you out
  • Cuz I've been arming/Armin myself for battle against the next man I'm fighting
  • And be Levi/believe I'll be fit for the title - now THAT's Attack on Titan

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • If there's a hip hop hell, im going to it for this one!
  • Here's my first "big win", and there's no rehabs for diss, son!
  • Sick my duck from the back! Word/ward!
  • Didn't think i was coming like that! Spurt!
  • Now he got egg on his face, and im sensing some butt! Hurt!
  • Now Lets make this old school,
  • Duck Goose, or this is im rubber your gluschool!
  • Duck the canopy when it sticks, or bounce and die like Goose did!
  • He don't know what he's up against, he'll become another brick in it,
  • But that's welcome to a machine, he'll just accept this didick!
  • Get it?
  • Guess which part of my body i just named Pink Floyd?
  • Said he was wishing it was here, cuz he can't seem to fill his voids
  • This is the end, light my fire, use my feet an' 'is detour
  • After i stomp his amore son/Morrison, you know, kick in 'is Doors!
  • He was staging fabrications, playing with them DMs!
  • But its his final curtain call, when i tie in all/tylenol PMs!
  • Ill infiltrate his gang, and discreetly turn his clan's taste,
  • I just spasm my left hand, ilifete his secret hand shake!
  • Michael J!
  • I gotta give you a hand, for only using one
  • But that explains why its failed reach, and no punch!
  • He hasn't spit a gun bar in a minute, but ill still give him the business,
  • Cuz if he ever holds a gun again, that'd be the real Limp Bisquette!
  • After this, i promise we'll act like we don't know the truth,
  • But after you Kast Out, its pretty obvious, Hootie Hoo/who d who!
  • Ok, Let me be the first to tell you, i didn't handle this right
  • If i took that prize money, i coulda kicked u down a flight!
  • They retaught him how to walk, and with all those pills he's "well adjusted"
  • But when i force him to use a second cane, that'll just justifies as/his crutches!
  • This time Funk is coming so god damn hostile
  • We had to postponed the fight, he's already in the hospital!
  • So are you ready for the most ironic shit uve heard tonight?
  • This dude can battle so fuckin hard, but literally can't fight to save his life!/

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