Battles Mxrtin vs
RULES
My 12th, BYOB. 90 seconds
Max of 61 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Anonymous won this battle!
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Battle on November 3 2016
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I come from nightmares and I'm headed for your Minecraft realm/
- The only shit you smoking is oregano and ocean kelp/
- When I spit bars I rock tornadoes, better hold tight/
- Bitch you's a square so don't be talking bout no Pi/
- I have you shaken so bad you think it was a twister/
- Red circle on your forehead put my hands on like its twister/
- You can run off to your mom if you think that'd be your rescue/
- Bitch you won't do jack-- unless he says that he'll let you/
- I used to mortician part time, only cause my uncle let me/
- But don't worry I could do it again, cause I ain't forgot my muscle memory/
- Your shouting brings back minecraft days and kids that dead annoying/
- Leave my name out your diss or Elzhi/else I hit you with the lead poison/
- Went from Brain to PsychoPuppet, someone call a therapist/
- He's been going damn insane since his mixtape went down merit less/
- Ya shit went wood and my shit gone finish diamond/
- You 50% brainless, 25% German, 5% of the vote count, and 20% Finnish islands/
- I spit because you wack rappers give me a foul taste/
- You'd still mess up your lines after 47 outtakes/
- Even if you were a man, you'd like one just like yourself/
- Ripped skinny jeans and a choker when you dress yourself/
- You ain't shit, your basic, you ain't tough, your weak as fuck/
- Changing your name, daddy prolly snitched, you always switching up/
- You ain't dope, you ain't fly, that's why you flunked right out of physics/
- Psycho's hometown fire department going straight out of business/
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Before we get into this battle show of hands who knew
- Bout this new fool by the name of Gooku? Nobody in this room? Oof!
- I don't even know why you're in Killatomic this only leads to trouble coming
- Are you related to one of us oh wait Kidwit let you in ain't he always smoking something
- When they asked me to battle a brand new rookie thought they read my mind on some voodoo
- I've always wanted to battle ku...Kon Hero not Gooku
- He's secretly racist too his alias he almost mastered it
- When he became known as ku he almost added a klux klan after it
- But there was too much controversy and no recordings available never speaks his rhymes
- How can you diss me from the heart when I already found 2 ways that you can't even speak your mind
- But after a close battle with Potassium this is some stupid shit
- Thought y'all might put me up against Clyde Cabbage or at least Eric Vich
- You already lost to me in some written battle where I never tried my hardest
- I was just playing with this square like a Game Boy cartridge
- My gun bars may be weird but I'm still the most infamous killer in the land
- Let's switch to an Atari 2600 but I ain't playing with the button and the trigger in my hand
- In every part I'm leagues above you delivery rhymes and all
- I hope you cry a lot when this kid leaves Goo freezing like The Blob
- I'm exploding with adrenaline hope you get the hint before you're sent to hell it's grim
- Gonna make sure this body's clear like I used gloves so there's no DNA evidence
- And when you're gone nobody will hear you saying, "WAAAH! Why does everybody hate on me?"
- You don't know what's it like to wake up every day with shit on your hands already like it's Trainspotting
- I told Potassium I'd leave his ribs on his face so with somebody this whack
- I leave all your bones on your face there now I just served you a full rack
- I'm cold-blooded but I still earn the gold like Midas
- You know every bar is crazy when I write it
- I'm a cuckoo bird clock that's a little violent
- Cause at midnight I come out after that ku/cuc/koo is silenced