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Battle on May 15 2017

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I’mma go down in history like the Mona Lisa
  • People know all about me like boba tea bruh
  • Those stripes are what you ain’t showing like a zebra
  • Means you ain’t original sit back let this homie teach ya
  • Can’t rap all you do is watch Monty Python
  • Thinking you’re in Jamaica you must be high mon
  • But this is the USA at least it’s how it is today
  • Listen to what I say cause if my rhymes were a meal they’d be gourmet
  • You’re too late now you’re getting so much hate
  • President of the rap game you ain’t even Secretary of State
  • Go ahead take a look y’all unique even the cook
  • Stories of who I look up to ain’t told in these books
  • My power is humor and it’s still sophisticated
  • Deny what I say and you’ll be obliterated
  • Old school is the best so call me a VCR
  • I'm sending these fools to where 2Pac and Biggie are
  • You're getting madder than a hatter as I insult you
  • Call me Malcolm X cause I speak the truth
  • You're delivery's too quiet you gotta yell it
  • Blood on the floor it's dark red like red velvet
  • I strike like thunder and you're starting to make me wonder
  • Why you pretend that you know me and say that we're like brothers
  • You're a wannabe now I'm gonna confront you
  • I defeat you in seconds like a master of kung fu
  • Blow you apart like I was a cannon
  • I go right past your attacks like a phantom
  • Call me Katniss cause I survive no matter what you do
  • Then I come right back powerful and mysterious like voodoo
  • I spit fire like a dragon and I'm funny call me Mushu
  • You think you're gonna win you really don't have a clue fool
  • A worse rapper than even Pitbull I should call you a poodle
  • When you rap it's all muffled sounds like you're eating noodles
  • My rhymes are ill like you feel when you eat too much strudel
  • Remember my VCR line at the beginning well you're new school
  • You won't forgot me by the end of this battle you'll know me
  • And you'll think my lyrics are so good you're gonna wanna be homies
  • But I just push you away cause I know you're a phony bruh
  • People don't want you no more you're just like a Nokia

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