Battles Mxrtin vs
RULES
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Battle on May 15 2017
CHALLENGER'S RAP
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- I’mma go down in history like the Mona Lisa
- People know all about me like boba tea bruh
- Those stripes are what you ain’t showing like a zebra
- Means you ain’t original sit back let this homie teach ya
- Can’t rap all you do is watch Monty Python
- Thinking you’re in Jamaica you must be high mon
- But this is the USA at least it’s how it is today
- Listen to what I say cause if my rhymes were a meal they’d be gourmet
- You’re too late now you’re getting so much hate
- President of the rap game you ain’t even Secretary of State
- Go ahead take a look y’all unique even the cook
- Stories of who I look up to ain’t told in these books
- My power is humor and it’s still sophisticated
- Deny what I say and you’ll be obliterated
- Old school is the best so call me a VCR
- I'm sending these fools to where 2Pac and Biggie are
- You're getting madder than a hatter as I insult you
- Call me Malcolm X cause I speak the truth
- You're delivery's too quiet you gotta yell it
- Blood on the floor it's dark red like red velvet
- I strike like thunder and you're starting to make me wonder
- Why you pretend that you know me and say that we're like brothers
- You're a wannabe now I'm gonna confront you
- I defeat you in seconds like a master of kung fu
- Blow you apart like I was a cannon
- I go right past your attacks like a phantom
- Call me Katniss cause I survive no matter what you do
- Then I come right back powerful and mysterious like voodoo
- I spit fire like a dragon and I'm funny call me Mushu
- You think you're gonna win you really don't have a clue fool
- A worse rapper than even Pitbull I should call you a poodle
- When you rap it's all muffled sounds like you're eating noodles
- My rhymes are ill like you feel when you eat too much strudel
- Remember my VCR line at the beginning well you're new school
- You won't forgot me by the end of this battle you'll know me
- And you'll think my lyrics are so good you're gonna wanna be homies
- But I just push you away cause I know you're a phony bruh
- People don't want you no more you're just like a Nokia