Battles johnny_schwifty vs Maverick
RULES
Clash of the Titans - ozihcs battle round 2, FIGHT ! No rules !
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Maverick won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on August 3 2016
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Man writing a bunch of random shit, that's easy
- I could turn your girl on as easy as a TV
- Her and I got completely freaky
- when I saw her in a bikini, oh man those DD's
- Monkey fuck her, long staff, call me Rafiki
- boobies bouncing, blow my load like a fountain
- Built like The Rock, you could call me The Mountain
- Fuck johnny schwifty, I'm john cena you can't see me,
- I've been a sick muthafucka I’m so queasy
- Sorry kid, HA you can never be me
- You're a joke dude, I smoked you,
- I'm on a higher level even if your friends vote you
- enjoy your freebie, bud
- Gave you a solid diss, that's a DVD
- Copy me Verbatim still can never be me g
- You couldn't spit hot as me even
- if you breath fire like a busker son
- Now gather round, watch me bust this one
- I'm so ill, I need a divine incision
- medical attention, DOA but now I've risen
- Don't know if I can handle this gift I've been given
- trapped in my own head it's like I'm in prison
- but now I'm outta my mind, I'm free but listen
- woops, caused a schism, brain waves split in the prism
- Mind of a hero, spirit of a villain
- or is it the other way around? wow
- Fuck it I'm chillin now
- cuz either way I make my own decisions
- Never play the victim,
- just merge emotion with action to capture all of your visions
- Thanks for the medical, now I'm on a rampage
- to be the best, yes, follow my fan page
- Accurate rhyme inscription with sniper precision
- I'm Mr incredible the way i dot your chest
- Fuck it, red dot is on me, the industry's about to blow up your homie johnnyG
- I'm bangin several ladies, nice ass, nice breasts
- Trying to conduct my seminal art , but can't focus
- mainly because a hoe is over for a shout out I owe her and my grower is
- actually getting blown right now by a bangin chick right under my desk
- So sorry if this isn't legible baby
- but it's hard to write while you're hard all right !
- Like an 80, I'm getting 8 yo
- by an 8 or maybe a 9
- Ohhh doo that again and you're 10
- I rhyme fine, I'm lyin,
- sorry girl you aint hoe cuz there's nothing I'm buying
- You know you're my favorite lady, I wish your name was Katy
- so I could finish this song, tuck in my long cock and go whip around the block in my Mercedes
- But it's not, I better spit that shoutout ohh before I pop
- Screw burning, I eject calories,
- bam, right over your face Valerie
- There Val, now you can tell, all of your friends that were pals
- and how you had me in your mouth for your fantasy
- now peace, i’ve got another fan to see
- Oh woops, wait, this was supposed to be a diss, I got distracted
- This scrub on RapPad was supposed to get his ass kicked
- Oh well you're not worth my time for a diss track kid
- So pack it up, you're not in my bracket, you suck more than Valarie
DEFENDER'S RAP
- This guy's about to drop the ball as soon I throw caution
- "Future rap pro"? You novice, just another white boi wishin' he had two gold watches
- His name is Johnny Schwifty, this dude probably has tattoos on his armpit
- Think you gangsta? You about as a Crip as the immovable Joe Swanson
- Man, am I battling B-Rad from Malibu's Most Wanted?
- Well, apparently he likes to get Schwifty?
- You think you can fux with Oz? I come from the great Emerald city
- I'll burn to death Kendra Hilferty that sexy wildebeest
- Rhyming is my special ability, I'm a magician, a ghost an incredible mystery
- //Poof
- Now You See Me, like Jessica Lindsey
- I've got a crystal ball and it appears tas if your future is worse than a president Hillary
- Johhny is such a tender kid he goes to the doctor every time his head is itchy
- Afraid of lice, and it's all just bloody noses on his medical history
- The only pain he enjoys is when friend Jimmy leaves his rectum wrinkly
- He gets off when he's erupting a load, that's disgusting bro
- I'm not going a third round with you fuck no
- I've already wasted bars on you and this is enough yo
- And even though he sent me this battle I think he's gonna choke
- Don't cry, swallow your pride along with that lump in your throat
- We're just playing cutthroat but I might actually slit your throat
- 'Cause you remind me of children with low...
- I meant to say down syndrome, mentality on the ground squishin'
- You look like a clown, autistic, 25 and in a house of misfits
- You should quit rap and go back to hanging out with ya mommy in out of town picnics