Battles Maverick vs johnny_schwifty
RULES
No rules. Best 2-out-of-3. Come hard (no homo).
Max of 38 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Maverick won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on August 9 2016
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Best 2-outta-3 and here comes your second loss, it had to come sooner or later
- 'Cause unlike you I've got accidental flaws, and you're a fuckin' tooth decayer
- This battle verse may help your shortcomings, just kidding you fucking leprechaun I see you already grew in anger
- I've got a Celtic Cross, wanna see it protrude out the pagan?
- Allow me to introduce myself..
- I'm a Druid sager a sorcerer lauder, a soothsayer
- Infidel? Must be youth behavior, I'm the local Father and a Crusader
- Doomsday lurks so I'll drown you in Holy Water 'til you rue to the savior
- You should've chose the altar, you're due for prayer
- //Soul alters
- Now here's my immoral offer: I'm the Devil and I plan to put you in danger
- Step inside my Panic Room
- Like Jodie Foster, and I'll commit euthanasia
- Wins? Tony Parker and I can relate it's like Vu to Deja
- 'Cause you're like the Celtic's losses, just another an Irish flunk
- You and I have a widespread thing in common, we like to get drunk
- I'll drink anything for a quick buzz
- Like a yell "Oh hospital!" sting my tongue.
- Shirley Temples, Schnapps, Gin, and Rum
- I'm a stout like blended hops from a Heineken cup
- I prefer Crown Royal 'cause I like to think I'm a lager backwards
- An alcoholic bastard haha
- Infidel I heard someone wanted to kill you? I read it on an Islamic banner
- Who knew I could translate Arabic?
- Go figure
- Yo, I take the road less travelled by, the one with the oat mixture
- You may follow but you're the one that's most bitter
- Yeah I got this in the bag
- I came prepared to pull out all stops like a traffic jammer
- Pogo-sticking on a jackhammer bitch I'm raising the bar
- Like the ANW Salmon Ladder
- You know I'm a fan of the Packers and I'm like Clay Matthews, an avid tackler
- So I'm bound to go out of bounds and attack ya, The Waterboy.. Adam Sandler
- You're a one trick pony, just a battle rapper
- I'm the Renaissance Man and I'm 'bout to call the damn saddler
DEFENDER'S RAP
- schizo, i’ma take you to school like Ms Frizzle
- Beast mode, you can’t HANDLE this flow
- have you seen me dribble ?
- You’re shit sits dusty, my shit gets spins like a disco
- ball, All I’m saying is you hit a wall
- I’m hungry dawg, that’s bits and kibble
- You’re too brittle, not fit to bittle
- or battle, whatever, don't change the channel
- I'm clever, I'ma beast and that'll, never change
- my skill range too wide for you to measure
- I checked out your song called "This Angel"
- You really think that chick wants to bang yo?
- You must be delusional Cris Angel
- Fall for that illusion yo? Think she's faithful ?
- Bad news bro, her and I got playful
- That's right playful and wild, I kissed her
- Then she gave me head like your profile picture
- Not trying to be a dick or a hater
- But here's some advice playa
- Don't act like such a fuckin beta
- This aint made up, Your Ms Ivy Cazin
- thinks you're a has-been
- now don't get spazzin
- I get that you think you're Aladain and that she's Jasmine
- but if I'm handsome and my tracks are jammin
- then she's naturally gonna wanna blow like a cannon
- I'm on another level when I diss ya,
- ripped ya, I give zero fucks, flip the bird
- I'm sicker, you're outta LUCKS fat nerd
- like the SKULL on your picture backwards