Battles Snoozy vs Gilgamesh
RULES
Battle Rap. 16 lines.
Max of 16 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Gilgamesh won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on August 16 2015
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- It's a dog eat hog world, and the only one saying oink is you
- Time for pork chops served with terrible flavor like toilet food
- You're who I'm pointing to Gilgamesh, guess I have a point to prove
- After this battle's over you'll stay off Rappad to avoid the Snooze
- You are clearly very confused when you write the rhymes you do
- You sound like a caveman learning to speak. Yabba-dabba-doo!
- Youre a miniscule joker under my rule, that doesn't matter fool!
- You're a component I don't need at the moment, you don't matter tool!
- My sixty fifth syllable is an invincible individual
- Thirty ninth and fortieth is a whimsical miserable visual
- Your rhymes are inexplicable, despicable, and pitiful
- So you're lines are unoriginal, unwinnable, and typical
- My rhymes are spiritual, mystical, critical, lyricals
- So my lines are biblical, analytical, magical, riddles
- My times makes verbal chemical missiles sending you to the hospital
- But your illogical obstacles say that a win for you is impossible
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Basketball & adderall, I'm sittin' in the sun
- When depiction of the image is the vision of the one
- Then the difference in the finish is the scrimmage that is run. And I'm winning, it is done
- I been living offa frickin lotta cigarettes & rum
- Sick & coughin', liftin' off into the infinite above:
- Bitter when I'm spittin so indifferent & I'm dumb,
- But then I realized wait, yo snoozy is stupider
- Use my new, blue Gucci shoes to boot him to Jupiter
- Im a brute dude, truly I'm a nuisance, I'm Lucifer!
- You're a doofus my maneuver's're dupin' ya, brutally nukin' ya
- Give it up! I'm a god in his prodigal spot
- Lick my nut's, you're a novelty, a fossil, a rock. I'm better than this competitor, rocking off of the top
- You're getting bodied, you can gobble my cock
- Fuck around & suck it down like it's a bottle of pop
- You got fixed like a dog bitch, drown, waddle & drop
- Sorry snoozy, its an obvious loss, we know you,, tried to survive it, but yo the lava was hot.