Battles  Snoozy vs Gilgamesh

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Gilgamesh won this battle!

2 ROUNDS

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Battle on February 21 2016

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Gilga, you're one of the more popular battlers right?
  • Still the one to squash contenders without putting up a fight?
  • Better use all your might and make this hella tight
  • Because unlucky for you, Snoozy just joined this site
  • It will be quite the sight for this noobie to defeat
  • The always neat, hardly sweet, man who should retreat
  • You're likely to delete this battle to keep it discreet
  • Cause I'll sweep your fans off their feet landing you in a heap
  • of trouble, I'm incredible, you're barely respectable
  • I'm a spectacle, Presidential, you're not even electable
  • My rhymes and styles are flexible and highly credible
  • You're dimes and nickles, Your rhymes are in-debtable
  • I'm original, You're still wondering what Biggie Smalls would do
  • I got a visual, My female feline's got more balls than you
  • This is true, a few little birds seen you nude
  • And there's proof, What you doing posing for playgirl dude?
  • I'm the doozy named Snoozy, You the floozy truly
  • Newly battling cruelly, Stomping you? Absolutely
  • You're a nerd you see? Snoozy's on a murder spree
  • Verbally committed casualty! I'll write the eulogy
  • You can't impress the best, Think of it like chess
  • Yo king's a mess and I left your queen undressed
  • You'll feel the best as you're set to rest
  • This is still the death of Gilgamesh

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • Under the covers, I nutted up in your mother givin' you dozens of brothers
  • Hustlin' uppers, cussin' at fuckers, I'm buzzin' flustered and hoverin' upward
  • I love words, buster, I'm a bud burnin' drug nerd
  • With the gut turnin', tough verse
  • Uppercut sluts, burnin' under a hushed curse
  • Depletin' your life-line you pup-twerp (your stuff's worthless)
  • I'm a demon with a bright mind, you might find I just concuss jerks
  • Slurp from cups & puff herbs
  • Know that I'm the best yet, enough said, enough heard
  • I'm a neck snapper with the rough threat's, what's worse?
  • One two, one two, I run through with kung fu
  • To un-do your dumb tune in one move, you chump fool
  • Leavin' you confused on drum loops
  • My rhymin's dirty as fungus & skunk puke
  • I'm a hero, share the heroine needle
  • I'm a zero, blare the Marilyn people
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  • I seek the divine guidence
  • My heathenous mind's violent
  • Though when I'm dreamin', concievin' a rhyme science
  • Got it on repeat I'm oddly a prodigy
  • Hoppin' on a beat, I'm talkin' quasi-philosiphy
  • Not a novice, I'm a beast & I'm lost on an oddessy
  • I'm a demon, I'm an awful anomaly
  • Ramen eatin' & I'm gobblin' novelty

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