Battles Snoozy vs Gilgamesh
RULES
No holds barred.
Max of 24 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Gilgamesh won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on February 21 2016
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Gilga, you're one of the more popular battlers right?
- Still the one to squash contenders without putting up a fight?
- Better use all your might and make this hella tight
- Because unlucky for you, Snoozy just joined this site
- It will be quite the sight for this noobie to defeat
- The always neat, hardly sweet, man who should retreat
- You're likely to delete this battle to keep it discreet
- Cause I'll sweep your fans off their feet landing you in a heap
- of trouble, I'm incredible, you're barely respectable
- I'm a spectacle, Presidential, you're not even electable
- My rhymes and styles are flexible and highly credible
- You're dimes and nickles, Your rhymes are in-debtable
- I'm original, You're still wondering what Biggie Smalls would do
- I got a visual, My female feline's got more balls than you
- This is true, a few little birds seen you nude
- And there's proof, What you doing posing for playgirl dude?
- I'm the doozy named Snoozy, You the floozy truly
- Newly battling cruelly, Stomping you? Absolutely
- You're a nerd you see? Snoozy's on a murder spree
- Verbally committed casualty! I'll write the eulogy
- You can't impress the best, Think of it like chess
- Yo king's a mess and I left your queen undressed
- You'll feel the best as you're set to rest
- This is still the death of Gilgamesh
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Under the covers, I nutted up in your mother givin' you dozens of brothers
- Hustlin' uppers, cussin' at fuckers, I'm buzzin' flustered and hoverin' upward
- I love words, buster, I'm a bud burnin' drug nerd
- With the gut turnin', tough verse
- Uppercut sluts, burnin' under a hushed curse
- Depletin' your life-line you pup-twerp (your stuff's worthless)
- I'm a demon with a bright mind, you might find I just concuss jerks
- Slurp from cups & puff herbs
- Know that I'm the best yet, enough said, enough heard
- I'm a neck snapper with the rough threat's, what's worse?
- One two, one two, I run through with kung fu
- To un-do your dumb tune in one move, you chump fool
- Leavin' you confused on drum loops
- My rhymin's dirty as fungus & skunk puke
- I'm a hero, share the heroine needle
- I'm a zero, blare the Marilyn people
- I seek the divine guidence
- My heathenous mind's violent
- Though when I'm dreamin', concievin' a rhyme science
- Got it on repeat I'm oddly a prodigy
- Hoppin' on a beat, I'm talkin' quasi-philosiphy
- Not a novice, I'm a beast & I'm lost on an oddessy
- I'm a demon, I'm an awful anomaly
- Ramen eatin' & I'm gobblin' novelty