Battles NyxGalaxy vs NadaGoat
RULES
you are a Pokemon Trainer challenging the protagonist to a Pokemon Battle
Max of 19 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
NadaGoat won this battle!
4 ROUNDS
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Battle on November 28 2015, Battle on December 3 2015, and Battle on December 4 2015
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Hey kid you don't look like you have any scuffs
- yet, you walking around like you all buff
- you better pick your first partner
- cause I'm gonna make him a martyr
- you're not gonna make it through victory road
- as I am the king of this abode
- watch as my Onix
- makes you have to use a phonics
- as we leave you speechless
- for you won't even make it to Wallace
- but don't worry there's not time for solace
- as I see you have a second
- come on now don't be reluctant
- I shall now choose my Marowak
- Man would you look at that six pack
- you should use a full restore
- as you look a little sore
- man this was such a bore
DEFENDER'S RAP
- you there young lad sitting there with the stupid hat
- i about to lay it all out so step up to the mat
- im not talking fist-a-cuffs im talking pokemon battle
- im not new to this game but i see you got a fresh sattle
- ill Pound you up one side and Double Slap you down the other
- ill Vice Grip your nips and Thunder Punch you down southern
- ill Slam you with these rhymes youll be in Whirlwind of words
- your pokemon are first form and all mine are on the third
- so Fly away little magicarp with your weak Water Gun
- use my Sunny Day so shrivel in the bright sun
- you are actually stronger than you might seem
- but ill still blow your ass away with my fucking Hyper Beam