Battles NadaGoat vs NyxGalaxy
RULES
the subject is pets
Max of 18 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
NadaGoat won this battle!
4 ROUNDS
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Battle on December 2 2015, Battle on December 3 2015, and Battle on December 4 2015
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- hello kids i'd like to know about your favorite kind of pet
- just tell me what kind and i think we'll all be set
- there are several types of pets to pick
- like dogs or cats or fish or dicks
- i've never known a kid who didn't like a bat
- or one who didn't give their dog a red rocket splat
- so lets say you have a stranger pet like one that's exotic
- i like these certain "pets" because sometimes they get erotic
- as i come to the end of my song
- i realize this exotic pet is acutally your mom
DEFENDER'S RAP
- So you think you got a real sick pet
- well me tell ya you better send it to the god damn vet
- but don't worry that wasn't a threat
- I'm just gonna finish you and put ya in debt
- dude you never met a man like me
- welcome to my motherfucking galaxy
- oh you wanna hear about my pet
- well firsts off his name is in the alphabet
- oh would you look at that its time for you to go to bed
- I might as well tell ya my dogs dead