Battles WhiteGuyKai vs InsensitiveAsshole
RULES
Casual Battle. Minimal dissing. Vote for whichever you found more enjoyable and say why if you can. Both were written pretty quickly.
Max of 34 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
This battle ended in a tie.
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on September 14 2015
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Listen. Scribble ain't gotta worry bout dissing
- cause you'll practically do that for me the way you pissing
- on your keyboard, thinking it's cum, and responding with it.
- Scribble talks in third person, got you wondering if this
- is a narrative of his life story. Autobiography. You damn right homie.
- But if you're reading this don't step to the Scrib-man like you know me.
- Creepier than the crawlers or the thirty one year old bronies.
- More shine than the twenty time cypher victor's trophies.
- Ladies getting roofied just looking at my dope lyrics.
- I'll shout em out-loud proudly and hope the pope hears it
- So he can know I know he knows we don't know what the fuck we're saying
- Dodge, run, duck, and fuck shit up is the only way I'm staying
- in the game and not losing my motivation.
- Looking down on the game from God's eye view like grand central station.
- Van rentals and vape pens just seem white to me for some reason
- along with fruit loops, katy perry, and unseasoned
- vegetables. that's why your kids ain't eaten their broccoli.
- Disrespectable the way the come up and try to talk to me
- about how my brown skin means I been stealing every meal I've eaten.
- Knock your round shins, fat ass, so you can't step to me and leave you beatn
- over the head and under your penis, giving you blue balls
- and black eyes and missing teeth. Kneeing you in the face cause I'm too tall
- to knee you in the chest. Three slugs for your ugly mug
- then three for the rest who don't agree that Scribble's the best web-thug
- who talks more shit than assface from the preacher comics.
- Saying "fuck the education system" with my dick out and my teacher on it.
- None of this shit premeditated but your murder will be.
- This is your only warning and I don't care if you heard or feel me
- cause I'll find your place of residence and end your existence
- Taking all the offense when I ain't even spoken. Pissed by my presence.
- Final four sentences then I'm ending this
- This has been Scribble vents, threatens, and bitches again. Goodnight kiss
- and good night sucker punch. Good night fuckers and cunts
- Expect more of this again. This was fun :)
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I just finished jerkin my terkin got dick still swollen ready for pokin
- I see scribble drool and dribble too fool I'm too cool for school
- Too cool for car pool I'm the greatest villain ever I scared deadpool
- I'll take a shit in the woods and let you sit in the stool
- I'll jerk off so much to fill a swimming pool I'm winning and shooting semen
- You see men and I semen I got a long ship the SS submarine man
- Get in between what men want between hot girls and pretty teens I'm
- So shameless I'll jerk off while standing at the moonroof of a limousine
- Drive by shooting call it a drive by squirting leave you hurting and kitty purring
- Got that cum in your mouth your words are slurring I'm vicious toyger kitten
- Still purring scurrying I'm scary lurring in my victims as prey
- Eat the pussy I pray for the prey we gone eat today
- Slither in aids infested shit OH FUCK HE WAS GAY
- It all good cause I still play and lay the heat repeat the shit with more heat
- Layer it out on a baking sheet for cookies see rookies
- Eating dick like koalas eating dookies
- That's poop shit caca shit shit train the shit strain shall remain shit at plain plane surface
- Name myself Rufus and blame myself ruthless and toothless lets diss me diss you
- Diss me piss on you piss on me jerk off more and jizz a bee out my dickhole
- Not that big a hole but small as slim jesus skittles flavored butthole
- Taste the rainbow