CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Now I may not be the real slim shady
• or even just real slim, but I am real shitty
• and that's about as close as I need to be
• for me to be the one to beat your weak
• ass with less than a half the effort I would
• have put in this battle if you were any good
• could piss on you and you'd think it was lemonade
• don't got buff arms cause I never throw shade
• when I try, I miss. That's why I just diss
• straight in your face and I never overrate
• Chew every rapper stepping up to the plate
• You're saying Hiii but I'm saying bye. It's too late.
• Your fate is sealed like the navy.
• Maybe I'll throw a decent punch or too but fuck it. I'm too lazy.
• I could float on these rhymes flowing from my mind daily
• hell you could fucking parade me.