Battles Funkatron vs M-40
RULES
Learn somethin.
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Funkatron won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on August 3 2015
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- ok slick, I been waiting for this,
- a lil Wellington, to spark the funk sharp wit,
- so finally funk can rip it, intent on leaving a limp,
- so grab your fucking leather mask, time to make you my gimp,
- i got shaolin style, that dope flow fo show,
- and you trying to hop the rope, with the funky punk at the front door,
- catch a drunk punch to your frontal lobe, boy,
- you'll get merc'd with the words I'm playin with like they toys,
- I listened to your shit slick, honestly didn't like it,
- off beat outta time, and your rhyme scheme uninviting,
- you rappin through your nose, flow and blow on seperate nights,
- normally don't mean this, but u keep coming at me sideways,
- so I'll spit a clip of flips, show you what an mcs like kid,
- call funk bitch again, and I'll lyrically your end life, S.I.d.S.,
- you takin dick tonight, with a heaping side of my, FIST,
- give respect where 'spect is due, what half of funk is like,
- but you want the other half, pause for laughs, alright,
- I'll be a top notch rapper, already to notch writer,
- me? top hot boss, You? top cock biter,
- Me? top notch crotch, you? soft flawed liar,
- giant dipper dick, you top notch dick rider,
- slick love bones in his mouth, so momma kicked em out the house,
- givin ass up for cash and to crash on yosef's couch,
- you fired shots first, but funky sommuning hearse,
- only weapon his words, a tooth pick, and liquid courage,
- and he's purging this turd, sound like he vomit his verse,
- round two, off a lose, this shit is gettin intense,
- cuz funk finally start to spit, now you see the difference,
- between a fucking artist, and the smartest retarded kid,
- got as much rep as me, even playing field right?
- but compared to your ass funk started last night,
- been getting mad love, and a lotta hate alike,
- and I'm doubting few would say, he didn't handle it tight,
- but he well within his rights to dim the lights on this chump,
- a hell within a night, when I slightly start to dump,
- rounds of rhyme in perfect time, taking flight all on this punk,
- might within this knight, so he smite unsightly flunk,
- smash his ass with light, that reside inside the funk,
- you could run and hide, i honestly wouldnt mind,
- as far as im concerned, youve consumed too much time,
- but don't give up young pup, still gotta lotta stuff to learn,
- like don't pester superiors, with inferior words.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Hey, yo, Funk, check this you, drunk fuck
- You a dumb fuck, who's ran out, of luck
- You bout to get butt fucked,
- I construct rap, while I destruct your, crap
- Watch as I run laps, and set up my trap
- When I come in abrupt, and disrupt, I leave you running amok
- Watch ya just combust, as you can't adjust, to my lust
- You're a bust, I'm leaving you in the dust, watch as I fucking erupt.
- Look, this is the 2nd round, and again I'm beating you to the ground
- Bitch just stay down, while I keep this fucking crown, I'm ruling the fucking town
- Don't mispronounce the name of the king, while he brings, every ounce, to the ring
- Hear the bell go, ding, so fear the hell, and the sting,
- You got your own funeral twice, nigga stop rolling the dice
- Round dos, it's your end again, adios, don't fuck wit a nigga from Los Angelos
- We ain't amigos, son enemigos, tengo beef con tigo, bullshit comprendido
- Listen, to what yo digo, I rap en seguido, don't fuck conmigo
- A true mexicano, a real veterano, who's so profano, you know quien gano
- Me, the only Mcee, here fucked up this queer, seared him, and sheared him
- Brought his tears, I'm the nightmare, and I really don't care, if this shit ain't fair
- Don't you dare, challenge a god if you ain't prepared to be sawed in half, as he laughs
- Feel the wrath, as you cross my path, you're at loss, do the math,
- Ima leave ya with another gash, as I bash, mash, smash and straight trash you
- You ain't got much time to rhyme anymore, cause I'm killing you like a worthless whore
- Was it the envy? No it's cause you empty and alone
- I know you lonely, talking to yourself, solely, on your own page like a caged dog
- Man what a loser, got no fans, like damn, nigga a scam, call him super spam
- I can't stop this rant, watch this fool, tool, pant, while I take him to school
- Ima end with a few nice words...Wait what? That's absurd
- This shit is done, you had a nice run, but we're done having fun.