Battles M-40 vs Funkatron
RULES
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Max of 36 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
M-40 won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on September 11 2015
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- The reason I don't prop raps, is cause then bitches want to come and talk crap
- They saying I stole they rhymes, so now they gonna charge me a fine, oh you wanna cross that line
- They think it's an arm and a leg, but really it's like a nickel and dime, I stay on my grime
- Like Rick Grimes, bitch call me Rick Rhymes? Nah call me Slick, and I got lines
- So many that bitches tryin be like me, a crazy ass MCee, that oh so empty of humanity
- Motherfucking fuck your vanity I'm gravity, bringing back Bruce's balls to hang
- Oops. I mean Caitlyn, hey maybe I'd bang, like oh dang, wait what?
- Sorry, but when I start to let loose, I just lose control, and forget what I'm saying
- That's when shit goes down and I start spraying and bitches start praying, know what I'm saying?
- I'm laying down, my thoughts cause they're causing blood clots,but right now I'm on top
- Yeah I'm nonstop, coming in like a plane, with these bombs I drop
- And now to the next part of this verse where I just sputter and curse, fucks just disperse
- I don't know what's worse, that I want to fuck Iggy, in the ass while she's standing in that class
- With that massive, butt, in that tiny skirt as I make her squirt oh so fast, how long can I last?
- Or that sometimes I want to recreate Columbine, with a nine, while I rhyme, just let myself unwind
- Then rip out someone's spine, as I set the school in flames, but I won't blow out my brains
- Yeah, while these unsigned rappers watch like I'm insane, then I put them to shame
- These motherfuckas so lame,they think this shit is all a game, they don't true pain
- Well, maybe they'll understand when I show them the gates of hell,
- And start dropping shells, oh can't you tell? I'm a demon, I'm steamin, full of rage
- I'm like a caged beast and I've been left off the leash, so this is your ultimate defeat
- You're going against the elite, no I won't be beat ,and i'm about to knock out your teeth
- Please, leave before I squeeze your skull, till it's nothing but mash, I'll lash out on you
- I hack and slash like Jason, I need sedation, some sort of salvation,
- Some kind of revelation cause the temptation is tempting
- I'm emptying, this clip, take a sip of my last victims blood, when I took a trip to the strip
- Yes killed a bitch in public, she was my 24th subject, killed her with a sharp object
- All my victims are my project, cause I'm a apex being coming through a vortex
- Who will rip out your cerebral cortex and blow you away with a Semtex,
- Bitch run, cause, you're next, bout to be eaten by a T-Rex, wait no wait a Great white shark
- Every time I flow, I hit my mark, here I go, all I need is a spark, watch you bleed in the dark
- As you plead for your pitiful life, fuck being a rap god, fuck being holy rap crap, I snap
- I'm not holy, I'm a bully who will slowly kill you fully, why you looking lonely?
- This is solely what you deserve. Surely. Look closely, I'm a ghostly beast
- And I'm about to have a feast, your life has been seized, now you scream
- Hades is my name, from Greece, now you will cease to be as this MCee makes you, Deceased
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I jump upon your challenge, im the foulest rapper prowling,
- Pull my knife and slice you twice, to prove my hand eye prowess,
- No veins were hit, I'm saving this, For your final hours,
- You'll beg for it with no regret, it's great to have these powers,
- See I play god, you slob on knobs, Waiting in men's showers,
- I'm collecting souls and smoking bowls, and laughing as you cower,
- I rake the coals, and prep the pole, It's going in your hiney,
- Cuz I'm roasting you, you cookin through, and starting to get whiney,
- I grab headphones, an prednisone, zone out, stone out, blindly,
- Beggin for my pharmies, no luck, they get me high g,
- You'll be lucky if they snuff me, it's the only way you're winnin,
- You're screamin now, explode like bloaw, only happy when I'm sinnin,
- I take a bite to end the fight, wishin this was just beginin,
- But you can't go back, and that's a fact, you shoulda just went swimmin,
- But I'd prolly be there, laying bear, Leering at the women.