Battles  M-40 vs Funkatron

RULES

Go crazy

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

M-40 won this battle!

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Battle on September 11 2015

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • The reason I don't prop raps, is cause then bitches want to come and talk crap
  • They saying I stole they rhymes, so now they gonna charge me a fine, oh you wanna cross that line
  • They think it's an arm and a leg, but really it's like a nickel and dime, I stay on my grime
  • Like Rick Grimes, bitch call me Rick Rhymes? Nah call me Slick, and I got lines
  • So many that bitches tryin be like me, a crazy ass MCee, that oh so empty of humanity
  • Motherfucking fuck your vanity I'm gravity, bringing back Bruce's balls to hang
  • Oops. I mean Caitlyn, hey maybe I'd bang, like oh dang, wait what?
  • Sorry, but when I start to let loose, I just lose control, and forget what I'm saying
  • That's when shit goes down and I start spraying and bitches start praying, know what I'm saying?
  • I'm laying down, my thoughts cause they're causing blood clots,but right now I'm on top
  • Yeah I'm nonstop, coming in like a plane, with these bombs I drop
  • And now to the next part of this verse where I just sputter and curse, fucks just disperse
  • I don't know what's worse, that I want to fuck Iggy, in the ass while she's standing in that class
  • With that massive, butt, in that tiny skirt as I make her squirt oh so fast, how long can I last?
  • Or that sometimes I want to recreate Columbine, with a nine, while I rhyme, just let myself unwind
  • Then rip out someone's spine, as I set the school in flames, but I won't blow out my brains
  • Yeah, while these unsigned rappers watch like I'm insane, then I put them to shame
  • These motherfuckas so lame,they think this shit is all a game, they don't true pain
  • Well, maybe they'll understand when I show them the gates of hell,
  • And start dropping shells, oh can't you tell? I'm a demon, I'm steamin, full of rage
  • I'm like a caged beast and I've been left off the leash, so this is your ultimate defeat
  • You're going against the elite, no I won't be beat ,and i'm about to knock out your teeth
  • Please, leave before I squeeze your skull, till it's nothing but mash, I'll lash out on you
  • I hack and slash like Jason, I need sedation, some sort of salvation,
  • Some kind of revelation cause the temptation is tempting
  • I'm emptying, this clip, take a sip of my last victims blood, when I took a trip to the strip
  • Yes killed a bitch in public, she was my 24th subject, killed her with a sharp object
  • All my victims are my project, cause I'm a apex being coming through a vortex
  • Who will rip out your cerebral cortex and blow you away with a Semtex,
  • Bitch run, cause, you're next, bout to be eaten by a T-Rex, wait no wait a Great white shark
  • Every time I flow, I hit my mark, here I go, all I need is a spark, watch you bleed in the dark
  • As you plead for your pitiful life, fuck being a rap god, fuck being holy rap crap, I snap
  • I'm not holy, I'm a bully who will slowly kill you fully, why you looking lonely?
  • This is solely what you deserve. Surely. Look closely, I'm a ghostly beast
  • And I'm about to have a feast, your life has been seized, now you scream
  • Hades is my name, from Greece, now you will cease to be as this MCee makes you, Deceased

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I jump upon your challenge, im the foulest rapper prowling,
  • Pull my knife and slice you twice, to prove my hand eye prowess,
  • No veins were hit, I'm saving this, For your final hours,
  • You'll beg for it with no regret, it's great to have these powers,
  • See I play god, you slob on knobs, Waiting in men's showers,
  • I'm collecting souls and smoking bowls, and laughing as you cower,
  • I rake the coals, and prep the pole, It's going in your hiney,
  • Cuz I'm roasting you, you cookin through, and starting to get whiney,
  • I grab headphones, an prednisone, zone out, stone out, blindly,
  • Beggin for my pharmies, no luck, they get me high g,
  • You'll be lucky if they snuff me, it's the only way you're winnin,
  • You're screamin now, explode like bloaw, only happy when I'm sinnin,
  • I take a bite to end the fight, wishin this was just beginin,
  • But you can't go back, and that's a fact, you shoulda just went swimmin,
  • But I'd prolly be there, laying bear, Leering at the women.

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