CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Jason, I will provide you with The Dark Side Of Me.
• I'm Takin' The Title while my lines give you a lobotomy.
• I feel a very #wise #reaction's to hit you like a bong.
• I'll give you a #slice #of #action bigger than The Pizza Song.
• I'm headstrong for #victory and your power is limited
• 'cuz I am the #restrictor #plate. #Strip #your #brain from the sentiment.
• Your mind I will #eviscerate by blocking it like Stemetil.
• Now you know that #it #is #too #late if you had planned on winning still.
• I shall beat you so bad it will pass the point of distortion
• Your existence is your fricken freak-filled family's misfortune
• Your father had #sex without #protection using his #erection
• no matter how #ineffective, it pointed the right #direction
• Thus, your vaginal emergence. Your birth wasn't his #selection
• Your folly's inherited. He won the patriarch #election.
• You're as futile as the condom used that day by your padre.
• I'll #win #this #one and #bet #a #ton of votes come my way, I'd say.
• Trash #talk #towards #me is #blasphemy. #Don't #you #see? #Supposedly.
• I'll knock you #O-#U-#T with #round #two, #B. You are #rotisserie
• because I will roast you to flames like the chicken you are.
• Make you feel pain worse than when your boyfriend is sticking too hard.
• You accept it though, just like this defeat you will be faced with.
• Try to do something for yourself without your boy's support adjacent.
• It's tough, isn't it? Like Steve Austin stuck to sandpaper.
• This match might get messier than a masturbating handpainter.
• I've triumphed once again. My success is incontrovertible.
• It's no contest 'cuz I'm cooler than a chrome convertible.