DEFENDER'S RAP

• Yo. It's a #fact I #wrapped up a #rap #battle during #class.
• It's about how I am gonna kick your motherfucking #ass.
• I'll skeet all over your mother, too. That cunt will call me king.
• It's calendared to get cum shot in her eye and make it sting.
• First, I'll snatch you by your shitty shirt and sling you to a wall.
• Followed by #four #forced slaps to the chest #'fore #you're kneed in the balls.
• You'll fall and #start #bawling while I'm #balling. You're a bitch.
• Then I'll smack you from both sides. Thus, making a pussy sandwich.
• After, I'll butter your bread with blood when I bulldoze your face.
• Then I will #nibble on your #nipples at a #nippy pace.
• I plan to strangle you with my #strapping #calves 'til you turn blue.
• Then I will spray my sticky semen on all the walls like glue.
• I'll #staple both of your eyelids #simultaneously shut.
• After, I'll snatch some sodas and spill them #straight into your cuts.
• I will #mislay you foiled on the filthy floor as I #go
• to your #home to confront your mom 'bout being a #bloated #hoe.
• I ride my bomb-ass bicycle to your small, sorry house.
• I slide up to that slut and rip a hole in her pinchbeck blouse.
• #Slip my tongue in the #slit and #instantly make her #clit #wet.
• I do not #give a flying fuck if the two of us just #met.
• I'll pull her blouse off and robustly punch that prick in the nose.
• Then bash out her kneecaps because after all, tú madre blows.
• She'll plummet to the ground and I will snap her fucking neck.
• Then #twist #her #head 180 degrees and make her suck my dick.
• Most likely that #bitch #is #dead, but I don't give a fuck.
• I'll take hold of her hair and fucking forcefeed her my cock.
• Your mother's getting more action than the average #Bruce #Willis #film.
• I #stick my #dick in her vagina and #fill #in her #hidden #realm.
• I'll plunge through her pussy like my penis is a powerdrill.
• You don't think I'll fuck her in the ass? Haha bitch, I will.
• I sling my #sappy #schlong #out #of her seemingly spacious coochie.
• Then direct #my #ding-dong #downward and drive dead into her booty.
• I make a mother shishkebab with my dick, motherfucker.
• I'm #finished, go to your #kitchen and #ingest your cold supper.
• Later, come back and watch the four o'clock news on the TV.
• Next, go to the cellar, ejaculate in your dad's booze. Hear me?
• What is that? I see your mother's index finger twitching.
• So I stomp on it, smash it with a hammer, tell her "Stop bitching!"
• I think I've had enough. I pack my peepee back in my pants.
• I'm just kidding, I come right back and perform a sexy dance.
• Last, your dad comes in and says "What is all of that roaring noise?
• And why is your penis out along with your two hanging boys?"
• I'm like "Fuck you, jackass! P.S. your wife is a real bitch!
• By the way, I made her sip my potion like she was a witch!"
• He's like "That was my wife, you swine! I'm gonna beat you to death!"
• I say "I fucked your girl 'til she was literally out of breath!
• Get it? 'Cuz that woman is dead! I killed her with my penis!
• Her last words were that I'm better than you. I'm a sexual #genius!"
• He goes "I can't #believe #this shit!" and threatens #my #life with a #knife.
• He #spiked me and #I #died but that can't make me unfuck his #wife.