Wide ankles

May I have your attention please?

I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)

To write a letter (to write a letter)

Everybody (everybody)

Come take my arm (come take my arm)

We'll walk through my bed together, through the storm

Whatever weather, cold or warm

 

His hands are sweaty, ankles wide, eyes are greasy

There's food on his trousers already, lawyer's roast dinner

He's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready to write a letter,

But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,

 

And I am, daft

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news every day I am

Radio won't even play my jam

'Cause I am, daft

If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

In the paper, the news every day I am

I don't know it's just the way I am

 

You better release an album

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to write a letter

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

You better release an album

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to write a letter

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

 

So let's go back

Follow the trail of breadcrumbs as we go on another episode

Journey with me as I take you through my bed

I once used to call home sweet home

 

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the Water now

 

And when I'm gone, just write a letter, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my sweaty hands

Just know that I'm looking down on you collapsing

And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel any pain

Just release an album

 

And when he's gone, just write a letter, don't mourn

Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his wide ankles

Just know that he's looking down on you laughing

And he didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel any pain

Just release an album in your trousers.