diss rap for Mikethebeast

Hope you're absence is quite short,

Meanwhile I can hold the fort.

 

best is overstating with 'fool' in your name

welcome back the hammer to this diss game

 

mike I believe you may in fact have game,

while that fool is just lame

 

2 at a time, hardly a test,

mike can't flow, and Goober's a pest.

 

2-up on dudes? - you're about as fly as steve urkel

your "pride" would be welcome in DC's dupont circle

 

My "pride" is welcome wherever I like,

And right now that's here, so go take a hike

 

pretty strong words from a make-up wearing jester

find another urb to go off and pester

[ill never hurt you baby]

 

TSF you think your so bad your on your knees

next thing ya know ya out of rhymes begging please

 

Us masters will slap you silly

now get outta this post ya ugly hillbilly

 

Dont be dissing me again if you want respect

cause i'll suck that away from you as fast as an insect

 

mike is old news, so get with the times,

or do us a favour and rewrite your rhymes.

 

yo rymes are so bad they make yo momma sad

you say that your thirsty how bout some penile herpes

 

the rhymes are going south at this very junction

and why does travis have to bring up his erectile dysfunction?

 

Deeply down heartened mikethebeast

You've earned a diss. To the worst from the best.

 

If you ain't got the skills, you shouldn't be in here,

So shoo, little puppies, and find me a beer.

 

i hope ya talkin about yourself or your messed up

i think so since i saw ya chugging pee out of a cup

 

you think your good well don't think at all

do all of us a favor and check out of diss-mall

 

i can expose ur asss right now and tell my boyfriend what u did to me

ot ill just sit back and keep righting this diss