Republican Town

I dream of Republican Town

Where men to the right of the aisle don't back down

The streets are aglow with the smell of apple pies

And babies come out of the womb in coats and ties

 

>Nice place, huh, Rush?

>It's a paradise, Quagmire

>Trees grow from Republican sod

>And everyone prays to a proper right-wing God

 

Republican Catholics?

Yes, indeed, there are!

Republican Muslims?

Now, let's not go too far

No Muslims?

Eh, too many tall buildings

 

They've outlawed all abortions

Late or early

It's a sin we can't abide

 

What if you find a fetus

Left abandoned?

 

We just take it

And we jam it back inside

 

Aw, yes, 'cause I dream of Republican Town

The place where the happiest smile is Cheney's frown

I'll bet you a buck you won't find a damn thing wrong

'Cause when you come down to it

This is where we all belong

 

Who else lives here?

Oh, big names

We're watching Republican stars...

Like sweet Mickey Rourke, and his gorgeous right-wing scars

Chuck Norris is one...

And he's got a right-wing beard

 

Jon Voight is another...

He's just right-wing weird

 

His, uh, his daughter's pretty hot, though

At one time, Quagmire. At one time

But how 'bout global warming?

It's a snow job

By Obama and his crew

 

But aren't all his findings

Backed by science?

Careful, Lois

Now you're sounding like a Jew!

 

Oy!

 

We dream of Republican Town

Where Clinton is viewed as a crazy Commie clown

 

A place where America's growing free and strong

 

'Cause when you come down to it

This is where...

We...

All...

Belong!