Butter On A Pop Tart
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Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
It's so frickin' good
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
If you haven't then I think you should
I was sittin' in the kitchen
One day, and I was itchin'
To fill up my belly
With the pipin' hot jelly
Of the best damn treat in the world
I'm talkin' Pop Tarts!
And I saw a stick of butter
And it almost made me shudder
And scream like a baby girl
I don't want a giant penis
Or a rocket ship to Venus
I don't want to win the lottery
I just want to squat and gobble
'Til I'm dizzy and I wobble
In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream
So I put butter on a Pop Tart
It was so freakin' good
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
If you haven't then I think you should
