Timeless (prod. Hocus Pocus)

Jenko:

"The three keys of coolness in high school...by Jenko.

One, don't try hard at anything. Okay?

Two, make fun of people who

do try.

Three, be handsome.

Four, if anyone steps you on the first day of

school, you punch them directly in the face.

Five, drive a kick-ass car."

 

Schmidt:

"Shit"

- 21 Jump Street

 

Say jump, how high?

I can be the nice guy

Always finish last

but I'm first place in high-fives

Value as a player

Nash killed the Lakers

MVP chants for the selfless savior

So don't punch the weird guy

prescription four eyes

four times five equals

free homework, then fly

Higher, and higher, yo fashion for hire?

Stern changed the rules now Russell wears a bow tire

Errbody talks like they the baddest in the business

but dress like that weird kid with thick rims and glasses

Oh how the turn tables...

Great Scott, Revenge of the Nerd labels

Compare Allen Iverson to Chris and Cliff Paul

Tatted up sleeves to geeks on State Farm

McQuaid said it best on 21 Jump Street

Liking comic books is popular, thanks Glee!

 

Uh! but time don't go back, it goes forward

No more running from the pain of being awkward

Who flipped the script but the Time Wizard

Went from a chump to a Thousand, over nine-thousand

 

Twitter followers countless like minions

internet saved us and Bill made billions

and honestly? Cheerleaders, beer liters

Don't know ish about....

Cuz everything is different and

everyone is unique

the hot shot jock went to Harvard for musique

and geeks with the physique

Creatine since last week

Words are their weapons

but their self-esteem still weak

 

Still we, haven't learned from this subject

Barbie changed her clothes but

still just an object

I object to this method of madness

moment of silence for the women in the media

Sex is criteria,

Jessica is New Girl, but hipster is Sepia

Just another filter, but can't change the features

that men like to Google up like sex-craved creatures

I thought the world would be better

when cool became douche

and lame became stellar

but the lights fading dim

like City of Ember

Survival of the human race, Interstellar

 

Uh, but time don't go back it goes foward

What used to make the world run, run it backwards

Gee Doc, this is getting kinda heavy

What the heck is heavy, all I know Swaggy

 

P to I to the M to P

You can call me Slickback...the new age of throwback~~~

 

Uh, but time don't go back, it goes forward

be kind and rewind with 20-20

Visions for the future of the 2020s

Groundhog day till I die while I'm in my 20s

cuz Uh, but time don't go back, it goes forward

Can't change the past,

Clause of the Grandfather John Connor...why bother?

but Sean Carter keeps it timeless like a Godfather

Uh, but time don't go back, it goes forward

I swear I hear encore, another metaphor

Like Lost in Season 4, mistakes

Everything after, "We have to go back, Kate!"

 

Schmidt:

"Liking comic books is popular, enviornmental awareness, being tolerant.

If I was just born ten years later, I would have been the coolest person ever!"

 

Jenko:

"I know. It's bullshit. You know what? I totally know the cause. Glee.

[Thank] you Glee!"

- 21 Jump Street