whats poppin bitch

Lemme drop some facts: I was the first hustler ever y’all just copycats

I be makin so much paper they promoted me at Office Max

Couple bucks for ya mother, how you think we keepin the money store open?

That scandalous mademoiselle will suck on more organs till her gums are sore, swollen

While you “make her wear a paper bag” I got this in the bag for the paper

When I bust she soundin like Vader, all I hear is that and “It’s too loud!” from the neighbors

You ain’t a Good Rapper bruv you ain’t even a Good Fapper

It was over too quick and even just gettin hard took hours

So am I gonna win this battle? Yeah totally man

I’m straight snappin like a heterosexual poetry slam

I miss the days when chivalry and charm

Were the golden rules for holdin women in one’s arms

Escort her to the carriage, oh how it will be a lark!

But THAT SHIT NASTY lookin like she tryna give me chicken parm

I have never tried to be funny ever, how dare you accuse me of these accusations!

Bruv I’m the Nancy Reagan of masturbation