FightNight

ANNOUNCER: Welcome to RAPPAD COLISEUM

For the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WOOOOORLD!

(ROCKY THEME SONG PLAYS AS Kra_ZFrank MAKES HIS ENTRANCE TO THE RING)

Tonight representing all the crazy people in the world in

black and gold trunks weighing in at 195lbs...... Kra_ZFrank

-------CROWD GOES WILD CHANTING KRA-Z...KRA_Z.....KRA_Z --------

( LOONEY TUNES THEME SONG PLAYS AS PsychoPuppet ENTERS THE RING)

His opponent and current Heavyweight Champion of the world representing Everything

wrong in Rap Music Writing in ummm damn is that a speedo? Uhmmm(clears voice)

In a White speedo with Silver glitter weighing in at undisclosed ..... PsychoPuppet

--------CROWD APPLAUDS AS HIS FOLLOWERS CHANT Psycho...Psycho...Psycho-------

[REFEREE enters ring as Opponents prepare for the battle of the century in their corners]

ANNOUNCER: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

They touch gloves respectfully and head back to their corners

Kra-ZFrank blacks out in his mind and this is his account of what happened next.....

ROUND 1: DING DING DING

I skip across the ring while flapping my arms like they're wings figured all what the hell

Mind as well get in this fuckers head so as he approaches I just said..look its TINKERBELL

Shits about to hit the the fan what he doesn't understand like PETER PAN he's cast in my spell

Motherfucker started laughing I picked my path caught him with my CAPTAIN HOOK and as he fell

I turned into a Puppetmaster cuz he was headed for disaster and I still have some strings to pull

So before his knees hit the mat and his face fell flat I lifted him back up and said.... hey we cool?

He said naah im about to go Psycho started to jab with his right so like Mr. T I said "I pity the fool"

I think he's in a daydream cuz I brought my A-team so I start Howling Mad like Murdock Awooool!

[Ding] Damn he's lucky, back to the corner we go, but I sense the fear upon him

Round 2: Ding Ding Ding

Quick back on my feet I approach real fast man i'm about to let loose

Stay on track with my LOCO-"motive" in a frenzy I unleash a Caboose

Not only am I conducting all the shots I reverse engineered his noose

Nose my bad he Psycho mad now he's head hunting so I duck duck goose

He caught my in my ribs with a left so I released my bad breathe he backed up real quick

I'm about about to Mint a new phrase and as hes still fazed I Pennywised.......tagged em' your IT

Like Steven King I checkmate this Drama Queen I'm no Rook so I strategized my next hit

I dig deep down with all my force and lay an uppercut up Pawn his chin no games type shit

( REF BEGINS COUNTING) 1, 2, 3, 4, ..[DING], Damn he's saved by the bell like Mario Lopez

Barely able to get back to his corner i start to sympathize for PsychoPuppet but I must show No Mercy

Round 3: Ding Ding Ding

We both come out swinging like we at the park, so I see-saw an opportunity and took advantage

This ain't no picnic but I know how to pack a punch, so I showed him my brass and dropped a knuckle sandwich

Channeled my inner Bald Bull rush him quick right,left,right,left til both his eyes started to glitch twitch

He barely can see so i hit em like Soda Popinski a few more times eyes closed up he might need a stitch

Now left almost blinded I took time to remind him that he doesn't deserve the Belt cuz i made him Buckle

Up in his face again couple hooks about ten to his jaw like Glass Joe he dazed for days and i just chuckle

Hes trying to rest on my shoulder should of knew cuz I'm older that he would try to Tyson my ear.. i cry uncle

So I Holy-fielded about 30 more punches crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch,..., what a joy I land quite a bundle

[Ding] You gotta be kidding me how the hell is he still standing? Obviously he needed help back to his corner

Round 4: Ding Ding Ding

I gotta give PsychoPuppet props you know how to roll with the punches and can take them in stride

I also should give PsychoPuppet mops cause he's a bloody mess also so he can clean up his pride

And here's some gloves headed straight up to your head down to your conscious yep.. you'll survive

A few roundhouses and then square to the nose again now its triangulated and shifted to the side

He swings and misses just like his disses suckerpunches me in the back my head, damn he is such a play-maker

In the ring I play fair needle-less to say he's about to hit the hay, im wound up and wind up landing a hay-maker

And as he stumbles back while under constant attack, I pound him again ounce by ounce whoo! Its a breathtaker

As he hits the mat alls i heard was huge splat, now all he's seeing is stars so i say goodnight to the stargazer

( REF COUNTS OUT) 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,..10 He raises my hand in the air and the crowd goes insane....literally

Kra_Z.........Kra_Z.........Kra_Z...........Kra_Z they chant, and I wonder how PsychoPuppet can still sleep thru it all?

ANNOUNCER: THE WINNER BY T.K.O IN THE FOURTH RD AND NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOORLD

Kra-ZFrank.....I raise my arms as the BELT is placed around my waist and the crowd rushes the stage this is so Insane

End of Story! I felt the Glory! Maybe PsychoPuppet would of been better off just to Ignore me! But let's see his-------->