Eminem

I'm cancerous

So when I dis you, you wouldn't want to answer this

If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus

I strangled you to death and I choked you again

And break your fuckin' legs till your bones poke through your skin

You beef wit' me, I'm even the score equally

Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat your ass legally

I get too blunted off the funny home grown

'Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono

So if I said I never did drugs

That would mean I lie and get fucked more than the President does

Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert

I ripped her fuckin' tonsils out and fed her sherbet

My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge

Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads

Every girl I ever went out with has gone les'

Follow me and do exactly what the song says

Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people

And drink and jump behind the wheel like it was still legal

I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal

So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date wit' Lauryn Hill

Some people only see that I'm white, ignoring skill

'Cause I stand out like a green hat wit a orange bill

But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist

How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist

I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave

Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave

My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?

And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?