Alter Ego
• Written by IceyMenace
IceyMenace's Notes
Ketamine is the name of my new Slim Shady-like alter ego.
//Hook
Hello, this is my alter ego, you can call me ketamine, I am the hero, so sit
down and watch the show, before I throw you out the window
//Verse
Walk out in public, whole different face, these dudes now gotta face a whole
new personality, i'm skinny, filthy and guilty of fucking a hot random chick that
I see against her will. I have my ways, people pay me anyways, and praise me
like i'm, some sort of god, i'm not, i'm a shoplifter, steal some liquor then have it for
dinner. I'm a sinister sinner, whisper in her ear then I bitter. Some people say
i'm not smart, well you're fucking right, it's quite the fright when I fight you at midnight
the only thing lower than my IQ is my penis size
all these SoundCloud clowns make me fucking scream inside
and the only thing more annoying is when the stream divides
swear to god, I'm the reason Jesus died
"okay, precious son, it's time for a cleansing"
"just sit down and relax, it'll be very refreshing"
"stay still as i inject urine into your veins"
"make you watch Thomas the train till it starts melting your brain"
obtained and inhaled a canister of propane while smoking a blunt with Jay Jay the jet plane
I take a shot of liquid napalm just to stay calm
I disobey god and get high off of crayons
honestly i'm probably going to die a virgin
cuz certainly most people have an aversion to vermin
how the fuck could you even call me a person?
the assertion of my perversion is urgent like a surgeon
nothing but a burden on this plain of existence
pissed off the Chinese to see a mushroom cloud in the distance
my means of subsistence are very ambitious
call it a tradition like a bishop around children
tried to overdose on penicillin but it never kicked in
why you calling me a villain? I just blew up a whole building
trying to stay hidden from this hitman that's named Dylan
hear the boom, vibrate the room, prepare for doom
trying to escape, but I know that it's inevitable
yesterday I found out pubic hairs were edible
why does everybody keep calling me a retard, man,
that's a very cruel insult to the vegetables, yah
//Hook 2
Hello, this is my alter ego, you can call me ketamine, I am the hero, so sit
down and watch the show, before I throw you out the window (X2)
//Verse 2
I'm sitting in an insane asylum, numb, wondering how I got here, those fucking
queers, they put me in here because they fear me, those pussies too afraid
to hear what I have to say, now I have to spend many years in here, nah,
i'm just gonna escape, rape all the babes in plain sight, shoot everyone at small height,
these bitches wanna fight, i'll give them my two fists, i'm a terrorist, I ain't got no patience
and I ain't no patient, I ain't waiting for anything, move out my way, bitch. I just
wanted to introduce myself, to the world, you can call me Ketamine, I sell drugs
and I piss on people's faces, but I think i'd be just about fine, how about you just shut
your big fucking mouth before I snap your spine, you're on the decline, I sip some wine,
i'm so fine and divine, murder is what defines me, smoke weed, and bully these children
i'm a villain with no religion that's driven to make bad decisions, complete these missions,
I fuck these chickens, sometimes I question my existence, sniped all these victims
with precision, and a sniper scope and long distance. Bitch get back to the kitchen,
and washing dishes, because that's the only thing you're good at, stacking up my racks,
you slacking while I make millions, I have these visions, ambitions and difference
of opinions, fack!
//Hook 3
Hello, this is my alter ego, you can call me ketamine, I am the hero, so sit
down and watch the show, before I throw you out the window(X3)
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IceyMenace
Member since December 6 2019