Post man pat is fat

Your fat your name is post man pat and you've got a cat that is black

I'm speaking facts unlike you

Unless you'r blueface then i should stop myself

You have nightmares of me coming into your room

And saying how do you do

You say your fine but that's not right your fat

Fat fat fat fat fat post man pat you will never top my Nan yeah

Ha you fell through the wall

Broke both your legs in a door

What are you going to turn into next?

A fat version of X

Maybe if you lost weight people might respect you

But for now your an outcast

Fat fat fat fat fat post man pat will never top my Nan

You cant come back this is to good bye bye fatty

Call me daddy next time.