Eminem as the world turns remake

My entire friends list consists outta crazy men

a few killers n rapists and one with a wooden hand

 

He told me a story about his sexual acts on how he fingerd a girl and lost his hand in her vag

 

He saw his own finger that was flipping him off Be Still tryin to move it

just to get this bitch off

 

Stuck his fucking stump in waiting to hear a click But than felt something weird n proceeds to pull out quick

 

Next thing you know he saw the janitor pass hes in a medical class with his stump in a dummies ass

 

Grabs his mop bucket says fuck it this my sports car with 4 inch wheels out stealin all report cards

 

Here

Everybody gets n F

Dont like that shit bitch now witness my coffee breath

 

And can ya imagine this was just in his teens

Seems i need new friends less caught in those scenes