Wordplay Cypher

I ain’t the best, I’m a poor man’s Eminem, guess I’m a skittle

I’m a hotel doorman trying direct you through these riddles

Giving directions, getting tips, you have the info you should Sheridan

I can guide them through these puns but I just cannot carry them

Try not to get lost on your way to Time Square

You’ll need a GPS, good thing I’m Tom squared (TomTom)

You’ll need a compass, I’m Christopher Columbus

I’m writing maps for all these raps that I seem to encompass

Sanity stolen, I’m Christopher Nolan

Keep switching dimensions till your whole brains swollen

Ignite you’re imagination master attention retention

Light up the dark night with the light from the TV screen

IMAX out your credit cards buying his trilogy

Gives you something to think about in January and December

Makes your whole winterstellar with one release in November

Christopher Nolan will change your outlook on life

If his movies were never opher you’d think he’s Christ

That’s what a strive to do through my lyrics

I don’t want it to suffice to just hear it

That’s not alright you need to read it to see what I did with it

You’re dumbfounded, I see you’re dimwitted

My wordplay finished third on the top ten

Not behind another verse, it's on ESPN

But I reckon I’ll be first by the end of the week

Oh well maybe not that high Odell Beckham might catch me

I ain’t no casualty but I’m losing touch with reality

It’s not much but has to be, I’m trying stay right

But I’m going off the rails like the wife of Ray Rice (play nice)

I’m not trying to be controversial

Get me the convertor cause it’s all I hear when it’s not commercial

Enterprise is that you?

I need to rent a car for Roger Goodell, cause he’s screwed

Times two, cause of Peterson, fucking deja vu

I know what he should do, before he gets fired

Since Goodell’s not having a Goodyear

I suggest he retire