Meme Rap for the Memes

Verse 1:

Clout on my head.

Clout in the bed.

Rap till’ the day I'm dead.

Now, I’m running from my fans like I’m the Gingerbread Man.

This is the best thing since bread in a can.

My homie and I slide up on your block like Robin and Batman.

I’m scarier than The Hash Slinging Slasher.

People say I'm funny and I bring them to laughter.

My guys, they call Casper

But, on the mic, I’m a disaster.

Bitch, I'm like sonic I keep going faster and faster.

Now, these other rappers mad cause I'm popping off like a firecracker.

But listen, man, I got an excuse.

I’m the real Dirty Dan, what the hell would you do?

Why you so sad? Why you so blue?

Is it because I got the clue?

Is it because you know that I'm better than you?

 

Hook: Meme Rap, Meme Rap, Meme Rap, Meme Rap.

 

Verse 2:

Meme rap today, late at night.

Now I'm at the top, crushing shows like a meteorite.

All of the other rappers be like "Why you hogging the mic?"

Cause yall rappers drool on the mic, while I spit it alright.

I spit straight acid that melts your skin off.

Now y’all are choking like the Rockets in the playoff.

They say I’m the Jimmy Neutron of Words.

All these little kids chirping on twitter and tweeting like birds.

But now I'm beating out my competitors.

Yeah.