Canadian Identity Issues

 

O' Canada, how did you get like this

Are we just stupid or do we get off on this

this biweekly bukkake of international policy.

 

You know what it is?

The greatest sin when playing the global games of power

is when you collectively decide that 'power' is simply a bygone

vestige, a remnant from a bad, dark imperial time...

shit then you surprised?

you just whore, if you act out,

China straight bitchslapped yo ass,

they got the stick, and we gimps

now they bent the red and white over they knee

oh lord this ain't happening please

 

so important to be 'nice', but nice doen't mean weak

fuck being nice, I'm happy just being good,

nothin more unless you self-righteously would

rather promote this public policy falacy,

Have you ever heard of people heeding the losers advice,

and ignoring the winners? In Canada it's called every day life

I can't even start on the native situation...right now got our hands busy with

china phillipines USA and ourselves,

we can't ever make or win any kind of intl shit

now rodrigo just threatned war today

we just punching bags because we live in denial

we can't face shit we weak as fuck as a country

letting our citizens get beheaded in phillipines

make a persona non grata while your PM is

as much of a bitch as you is, without integrity

on the core it's worse,

we started from a weak foundation

now we're insecure and defenseless,

oh lord what can i do when i got the ignant

campaigning for 'popular-vote and equal representation'

capitalizing on the lack of education

and common sense among us,

protecting the minority from the tyranny of the majority

the mans in the 6ixas dun kno

our leaders already show they got no hope

fuck your optics,

fuck your social justice, and your bitch-ass souls

Give me the hard truth over these soft lies

1984 oh no

even though almost all these motherfuckers downright crazy

fucking psychos walking among us

god forbid I piss a cunt off if i say it's immature

when these bitches are on Tinder with a list of political demands

saying fuck you if you got an opposing opinion

stop lauding weakness, the liberal intelligencia with pitchforks

 

i'd love to irritate some r/Toronto skolars who call us

worthless while they would rather

hate on Jordan Peterson because

he telling you to get your lazy asses together

and stop the erosion of the chiristian culture

the values and benefits of which you gladly reap

disgusting ya'll full of excuses

The vocal minority refuses,

delusions and illusions,

how they do this

one day we will all be communist,

the maxist philosophy actively attacking any hint of individualism,

religoin, promoting secularity and attacking any hint of masculinity

 

while they happy to suck trumps dick

and talk behind his back

when he comes around callin

your ass still call him daddy

these ain't your nukes,

i can handle a bitch but I can't stand you

if you a hoe in denial about it

 

meanwhile,

unless you own a billi,

you just the middle class

even the well off can't afford a roof over they head

what hope is there for us?

fuck eating, ain't got time to look for food

I just spent all day lookin for a bed

Ghosts promoting poverty

just holding property

 

The city where the homeless have full time jobs

Doctors and lawyers, yeah

Toronto is a fucked reality

We ain't got a chance

Our Ignant kids worried bout swag

Motherfuckng liberal arts and carbon taxes

The entire country couldn't match China's daily emissions

Why we just enjoy suffering for the noise

All the sacrifices their parents made

spent on useless degrees at UofT,

When a one bedroom cost $550k

And I know what people say

The city is just reaping the benefits

No one buys a house in New York

Your chances are better in NYC

Take a look at Vancouver

Open the local for the international

If unaffordable housing is the measure of a city's success,

Then nigga we doing just fine, god bless