vs MavenX

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This bitch is submissive, I'm a no holds bard – forget a choke out, my words alone show I'm impartial for blow-outs
Too heartless to slow down, like your vital signs after you start seeing stars in a dope cloud
Seriously, we're curious where your "ice habit" -at if you dwell in Florida, I'd argue the Arctics your hometown.
Sobriquets? Loathsome crank-head, addict... But homie I pray you overcame
I hope you've grown to change and live a sober-case...
Nah you're STILL tryna' build up a head of steam to no longer chase the dragon, unfortunately you're the personification of the Cathedral of Notre Dame, damnit
You know what "Maven" backwards is? – "Nevam" and its translation is "Name" in Latvian
If they shorten and pronunciate it "Mav" then they'll think of me, the one with the bigger reputation battlin'
Your alias? Past-tense, an [ex-maven], actually, there's no way I'd fathom that. You were once an ace who mastered this?
That's like Dolly Parton and her fake plastic tits, or a "scrawny bodybuilder," that doesn't work out – what you're saying has to fit
Walk the talk, you're my clone and it's obvious – you see, there's only one hotty between the Mary Kate and Ashley twins
You're old enough to be my Papa – must be why you call yourself "The Ancient" with your archaic grandpa dick
I'm a desk-jockey hostage, dedicated champion
You wouldn't know what this exhausting ambiance is, nah, unless you take an Ambien
This is awks, don't let me continue before I say more on Oxycontin, just please hail an ambulance.
You failed dramatically at this acid test, who's the next amateur I'll let stand?
Leg-grab 'em, sweep 'em off his feet like he fell in love with me
My best fan, but not an established pen pal. You can tell I'm bluffing when I tell you: "Well-done buddy."
It'd be no surprise if you've stole my rhymes, only time I look up to you is when I roll my eyes
Is it muggy in here or did you just call me a chicken? Fuck it, my pen hatched you the best of Eggland's
What comes after Maven X? [Why's he] asking questions, yes, answer's me
Who's savin' a maven of an "expert" class? Not David and never Frat, either Dirk or the man of medical practice,
Try me, lowkey you're not even Top 10 quality homie you're just another victim of my endless stats
Keyboard warriors can talk but when push comes to shove you start shitting bricks and that really shows how your defense stacks
Those with a God complex know I'm a naïve rebellious pagan, really a peasant, aching my knees as I beg and pray for leniency, so bless my name...
I need repentance greatly, my end goal? Your ego – my reputation.
Maven is a conformist; Mr. Goody Two Shoes, I'm a horned bull with it's forefoot 8 steps ahead of you in 4 hooves, TURN AROUND
Trying to research me? Turns out your sensor/censor was the only thing your [cursor] found
Dumb*ss, you forcefully explored, look, if you can't get to the core root...
Then how effective is it when you find yourself stuck in a thornbush? You hurtin' now

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