Ratchet Shit
• Written by Carto
Carto
The GPS to the Fire you seek
There she go on the pole
You can't tell me she's not a hoe
That she can't spit, shine, swallow, gag
Turn a convo into a naked game of tag
So I'll bag her for a night of burning shag
Hit it like a net code, my pump is full of lag
Then hit her with the stroke, shake those baby-making hips
Tell her to hold on to something like she's gripping her tips
Sweetest nectars are between her legs and behind her lips
But be forewarned, shawty comes with her own collection of whips
One, two, coming for the three
What else does Carto have for me?
Flyting, Rapping, Resyncing, Rinsing, Repeating
Ego Perfecto as my Metaphorical Meat is what I'm beating
Three, two, on to the one
I came to dance, party and have some fun
Have my name embedded in a hoe's diary
Treat that bitch to The Stagebox and a Daiquiri
I've been on top of the world
Done it all for a happy ending with a girl
Taking a break from finding the right one for now
So hoe, bring it, your nastiness is what I allow
I'd play the game but the game plays me
I'd say what I mean but it's never how it should be
I'd wish for good looks but I got a Monkey's Paw
I'd join the good fight but I'm reminded of Murphy's Law
Speaking raw truth hit after hit
Sometimes I just wanna indulge in some ratchet shit
Expressing my reality hit after hit
But I need to get a piece of this ratchet shit
I need a piece of this ratchet shit
Yo, you ever fucked just missionary?
Fucked so boringly it's ironically revolutionary?
Telling you right now that's not how I hit
That kind of loving is Rated B for Bullshit!
I'm like a regents test, packed with multiple choice
All so what is heard is your voice
A. bend you over, pull your hair
Doggy and froggy if you dare
B. tonsil hockey makes me think of horseback
As you follow with that dome--a straight snapback
C is frottage and D requires a glove
E is everything, all the above
I'd play the game but the game plays me
I'd say what I mean but it's never how it should be
I'd wish for good looks but I got a Monkey's Paw
I'd join the good fight but I'm reminded of Murphy's Law
Speaking raw truth hit after hit
Sometimes I just wanna indulge in some ratchet shit
Expressing my reality hit after hit
But I need to get a piece of this ratchet shit
I need a piece of this ratchet shit
Repeat x2:
I know you're a hoe but I don't mind
You're a sight to behold, especially from behind
If a nigga dare step then get in line
I plan on fucking like it's 1999
I'd play the game but the game plays me
I'd say what I mean but it's never how it should be
I'd wish for good looks but I got a Monkey's Paw
I'd join the good fight but I'm reminded of Murphy's Law
Speaking raw truth hit after hit
Sometimes I just wanna indulge in some ratchet shit
Expressing my reality hit after hit
But I need to get a piece of this ratchet shit
I need a piece of this ratchet shit
I really need a piece of this ratchet shit