Maria vs Fredrick

 

 

Maria Theresa of Austria

 

vs

 

Fredrick the Great of Prussia

 

 

MT- This battle gonna end like every argument does.

- My father actually loved me, cause I married for love.

-plus my father didn't leave me to fend for my own.

- I had 16 children.. and what did you have?

oh that's right only 2 sons.

- One of my daughters even became a future queen.

 

FG-queen of what?.. YOUR MOM?

-I'm a true noble leader and i'm Freddy the Great

- My government was steady and I allowed all religions...

- My father may not have loved me, but he left me with funds

and what did daddy do? he left you with none.

 

MT- oh i'm sorry, was I suppose to be offended? the only thing offending me

right now is your face.

- my daddy didn't leave me tons of money and an army

but my daddy didn't try to put me in court.

- and who was it that killed all his sons? i still have all my sons

- when my husband died.. i still had a son.. who loved me and would take

the throne.

 

FG- - i studied war.. became a great leader and i was the first to claim

the land.. of Silesia.

- plus i modernized the Prussian bureaucracy.

- your empire was weak, and girls aren't strong

- it was way too easy to win.. the land of Silesia....

- why do you think.. i became an example for a leader.. in Germany.

 

MT- You think girls are weak? say that again you didn't go through 16 births.

- youll never be a man, youre just jealous cause youll never be the man

your mother was.

- I wouldn't be bragging about Silesia, we signed a peace treaty don't you

remember?

- Besides we could have been a great power and gotten married, but story

says no.. you had to be a gay little boy and run off with guys.

 

FG- i may be gay, but hey.. i didn't sleep around with a ton of guys.

 

Who Won?

 

You decide?