Dad Diss Track

You think you're so glorious even though you sound like dolorious dolorious dolorious

which makes me delirious and mysterious

isn't it obvious that i'm the pinnacle and you're so minimal and dispiciable

that you're not capable of eating over a mother fucking table

you think your so cool though you where a scarf for a girl which makes me wanna barf

it is almost as bad as you coaching on the turf it always seems like your first

you think your so glorious even though you act like dolorious

even though you have the skills you also have frills which makes me wanna call doctor phil to perscribe you some pills

You think your my inspiration even though you didnt help out with the collaboration

its a rasperation which can be a disaperation which is a exasperation

You think your so glorious even though you act like dolorious

Now lets take it back i ain't perfect but at least i'm a master and not a disaster

You think your the boss event though it seems like you never floss i go yaas when I hear you lose a tooth

cause it takes off the sauce which makes you smell like moss i mean you cant even throw a decent toss you definitly aren't the boss

you think your so glorious even though you act like dolorious

Now let me break it down for you of how much of a hypocrite you really are

you are as smart as your unbalnced fart you think we're so alike but we are very apart

I wonder what your boggart is, a girl or a hurl, you say i need to stay on track even though you had a bad rap

if you think we are the same then your whack and a hack and people like to attack

like... emily your her charity however you cant see it officially until you have a ampythny

so right now I have empathy but eventually she'll be gone and you'll be looking at a big ass house

and you wont see under her blouse see you think she is going to be your spouse but soon she will bounce

and i'll pounce and you'll think you can have a sudden surge and have a urge and you will have the nerve and try to observ and swerve this verse