Crazy Shady

Chanel was too reluctant to break out of her own shell

her grandma always told her if she did she'd go to hell

Bible thumper, livestock humper, what's the difference?

There usually aint one.

I thought I lied a lot- these people lie a whole ton!

That's okay son, when you spot these fiends, don't run, pull out ya gun.

Caps blasted, dealing with me it's questionable how long they would have lasted.

You're flabbergasted, sure fine, be that way!

And don't act so surprised bitch, you knew damn well I was gay!

Open chest cavity and reveal, aint nothin shittier than gravity, for real.

Let's make a deal, see who can steal the most grapes from the supermarket

Eat em all and get a tummy ache, for Pete's sake, why don't you look at what's at stake?

Check it. A Super Villain threatens to destroy the whole world, with a knife to your jugular, you get the urge to hurl

Damn girl, where can I cop those seven digits?

Quit playin' ma, what you mean you don't waste your time with midgets?!

I'm not that short- 5'4- Five on a good day

Who cares how tall I am, I can make you cum anyway- every day, of your life until menopause hits.

And you get so old that all you can really stomach is grits.

Smell my pits- reminiscent of daisies, don't get too close though I still ain't been cleared for rabies.

I always eat my fruits and shit so I don't get the scabies.

Oh, that's right and you might wanna get yourself checked, as far as the gonorrhea thing I'm still really not sure

The test came out positive and well the doctor got decked- by me...

I didn't mean to quite honestly, but I swear that doctor got it wrong, it just burns to pee!

Gee, look at the time, I'm getting sleepy

Villains gotta rest too- enter my teepee and crash

Cause my whole day consisted of kicking ass.

I deserve the rest, cause I'm the best, just go and ask your dad.