Teemo rap
• Written by Morgana01
What's up bitches! It's Teemo your man. You know i deal damage like no one else can.
I may the most annoying bitch in this league. That's why i get all this critique.
I rap like Eminem y'all have to admit. Come on guys don't rage quit.
But atleast i'm the best y'all know that. But now's not the time to chat.
Come on guys let's kick their asses. Let's hit 'em like Gragas barrels.
You don't know any of this shit? Why are you even here you bitch.
This is only for fans and players of Teemo. The other guys just act like Emo's.
My arrows are poisonus. I'll make you unconscius.
And SPEED IS KEY y'all know that. You guys are running like you're fat.
My shrooms'll make you scared and make you run away. Look at that damage dealt i'm the best of players.
This game is so easy i want to play another champ ,Fuck no! I'll just camp in these bushes and make you slow bro.
This is inspiring right? So stop listening. Get the game and fight. But don't forget me.
Well peace out guys i gotta go. I'm coming for y'all so come at me bro. It's another game and there i am. Lose that game and then next one bam! I'm everywhere you can't escape me. It may not even be M3. Everybody wants to play Teemo. Even the emo's.