Prodigy XL

Prodigy: XL (xtra large)

 

Propelled

I've excelled

(You're disabled, hand held)

I've exceeded can't you tell

Succeeded

Taken accelerant gel to excel (XL)

Coated in Teflon

I'm slippery as hell

I leave a vapour trail

tail

As a scent for Batman

To find his Vicki Vale

Comic Superhero's pale in comparison

(Comical-capers inna cape)

I'm a one-man 'Seven Nation Army' Garrison

"White-Stripes"

Whilst yours are yellow

'Captain Courageous'

Captain America in tights outrageous

In marvels' comic book pages

Don't need no shield no gimmick

Or a spell from a Leprechaun's Limerick

When you're a PRODIGY

No need for an apology

Here's an analogy ~

Since birth born a

Child prodigy .....a genius

No-one prodded me

Born of legend's mythology

Normally I'd be an anomaly

But I come from a family oddity

God like Odyssey

(what's the odds-probably...)

Billion to one probability

Chances of a win at lottery

It's lost on me ...great cost to me

Just don't accost me

Or I'll profit from thee

Gamble on your life's end catastrophe

Part caustic bi-carb Soda

Don’t give an ‘ounce’ or iota

Drive a Toyota

Jedi- knights Master Yoda

Imma paradigm

Mum says my mind shines

You’re a Sextaplegic

That’s six-spinal-severed limbs if you were an insect

Paralyzed of all your senses

I’ll go all commando on your sense of 'umami'

Origami Hirohito Itto Ogami (Lone-Wolf)

Imma kamikaze Tsunami

Seventh - Heaven sent to confuse your senses

To Deaf & Dumb you'll soon succumb

I'll rearrange your taste-buds to the tip of your bum

Vocal chords tied to your thumb...

You won't be able to cry out "MUM"

Chum !

A pretzel contorted corpse you'll become

 

Like I said, I'm a...

Prodigy (a pedigree):

I’m three-parts genius

That they wanna bottle me

Like a ‘genie’

Hoping my abilities will rub off on ‘em

Imma lyrical magician

Eat your heart out David Blaine

My abilities aren’t limited to -

Deceit & deception game (Gain)

Illusion & trap-door ...contraptions

All about live action

Eat the opposition like PacMan

Go down on ya girl ... wif my ball-sack man ..

Tea-bagging piss-flap tongue lashing

I’m bigger than Donkey Kong

Hoe’s call me "King Kong Dong"

Names stuck ..(well) hung-on

& Wan (one) Hung Lowe

Was a Chinaman

Testicle cuisine for your vegan bitch

She's been chow-downing on my carnivorous dick

I eat pussy clit & lick

Like finger digits click on a keyboard "SHIFT & ENTER"

I eat her like an anteater

I go all Armadillo-dildo on her

She can press the 'F' keys but can't 'ESCAPE' me

I'm an acrobatic chimpanzee

With an IQ of a PrOdIGY !!!

In this Andy Serkis of a circus

You call "The Land of the Free"

A protagonist ...an evolved APE SPECIES

This planet belongs to the Apes

I'm the New World Order Emperor ...

But you can call me CAESAR !

Imma Super-Simian-Ape

NO CAPE.

 

....three65